Mock Presidential race Pt.3

Who names themselves after a code other than a computer science guy? And if that doesn’t explain your sleep schedule, then I guess the snake part does…

Carking the 6th wrote:

Who names themselves after a code other than a computer science guy? And if that doesn’t explain your sleep schedule, then I guess the snake part does…

Claudio NVKP wrote:

I am running for Prime Minister from the Progressive Union Party I view on eradication of all trolls on this forum, am strongly against points and like spam for increasing points. I am against spam and alt accounts. I view on ending French hate and the dissolution of the Anti Aragosta Coalition. I chose @Komrade Khrushchev as my running mate and I invite @Amotah and @Karl von Krass to my political party.

Turtle man

who wants to join my party

Carking the 6th wrote:

Zaktty wrote:

From a UK perspective:

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Name: Zaktty

Party: Independent

Address to Issues:

Economy:

The government must regulate the economy to stop companies abusing the public, or bypassing restrictions, I believe in more local businesses, and fewer chains/supermarkets, this could be done via vouchers to eat from small restaurants, and subsidising farming and meat, also the reintroduction of "surplus stores" that serve as a last resort buy for excess products, so that when there is a shortage, the government can release them.

National Security:

The government has a reputation for maintaining our security at home and abroad, which means possible military aid for peacekeeping forces, and more police, e.g. a police officer for every parish, I feel that many social issues and crimes that the UK currently suffers from, e.g. knife crime, drugs, could be solved if there were local police officers around who would stop young people from going down bad paths before problems gets to such worse situations as I just mentioned.

Immigration: Allow more people into the country, this is how the UK has naturally got a bigger population, but increased penalties on those who go illegally, perhaps even similar to the Australian immigration strategy for illegal immigrants, however I strongly believe these people wouldn't take illegal means to get to the UK if our citizenship system wasn't so broken already (I met a Ukrainian woman, who was offered 2 visas, even though she had 4 children all under 10).

Military: Return the military to 1990 levels, more funding allocated, and flush out party donors and incompetent staffers in the MoD so as much money as possible isn't wasted.

Abortion: As I am not a woman, I do not feel it is my place to comment on abortion, it makes me slightly uncomfortable to be perfectly honest, however, I have seen what horrible effects carrying around a rapists baby can have on women, and sadly I believe abortion is sometimes the only answer, I could go on but I won't.

Gun Control: Guns should be licensed, less strictly than they are currently (I am from a farming background), with semi-automatic rifles and handguns being made legal for safe hands, e.g. needing to put animals down in worst-case scenarios, I do feel it should be incredibly well controlled, but people should be able to get firearms for self-defence.

There are more issues, but I really can't go on, thank you though.

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FORUM ELECTIONS, not tea drinker ones!

Too bad! Try again.

Team Claudio or Sam I think, can't lie I haven't read most of this.

I want to run for the position of; Secretary of The Light Tank Forum Production And Guide Management.

Why i should be the PM of TLTFPAGM; Because i said so.

How i will do good with this: None of your damn business.

I am the best Light Tank user.

Consider me for this position, (Or else its to the yard with you)

Which party?

Carking the 6th wrote:

Which party?

Claudio’s party? Interesting choice, Nooran.

Carking the 6th wrote:

Claudio’s party? Interesting choice, Nooran.

Party coalition

Pick one.

Carking the 6th wrote:

Pick one.

Soviet onion republic wrote:

but I changed

Fox-Company wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

Pick one.

Myself

Fox-Company wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

Claudio’s party? Interesting choice, Nooran.

Anything against Claudio, i am for.

Zaktty wrote:

Team Claudio or Sam I think, can't lie I haven't read most of this.