Mock Presidential Race Pt. 3

Per popular demand, the Race is back! Same rules apply as previous races, however I will re-state some of the more important things in this thread,

-Everyone can run for president/PM/Chancellor

-Everyone can vote, whether you are a candidate or voter.

-Candidates can debate on this thread. Try to keep it semi-respectful otherwise I will request the thread to be closed under extreme circumstances (I'm pretty laid back on this, so don't be afraid)

-Voters may also question candidates and participate in debates.

-Voters may change votes at any time.

-If candidates wish to vote for another candidate they must resign from the race.

-New Rule: Candidates may NOT switch political parties to enable themselves to stay in race.

With all the rules Mumbo-jumbo aside now, let's get right into it!

First and foremost, the country you will all be running for is becoming the President of Germany!

Instead of setting political parties for you all to choose from, I am allowing you to pick any EXISTING political party in Germany. With the obvious exclusion of any sort of fascist, Nazi party due to Bytro's terms.

Check here often for updates or anything I add during the race. Everything will run relatively the same as the last 2!

Please format your application into the race as follows:

-Forum name

-Political Party you wish to represent

-Maybe give first address on some major issues

(Note: Bolding your application will increase the chances of me spotting it through all the debating! Adding this info will make it much easier for me to sort through things so I appreciate it !)

From there, the rest is up to you guys!

Good luck! Let's get RIOOGHHT into the debates :P

The party primaries will end September 16th!

Note: Any use of this format, or idea is prohibited on the Call of War Forums, unless consent is given by the creator- Vex03.

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Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, both our participants have a extremely divided National idea!

Who will win? Democracy or Socialism? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!

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and once more, seems someone doesn't see the diferences between an economic view and a politic one

this thread deserves to take some popcorn and read everything cause it's so funny :D

It's pretty much vote Ellio or suicide at this point.. I'd trust a 6 year old in preschool over Quasi to run a country.

"that moment when you use fear to increase your chances"

somebody, 2016

Not A Communist wrote:

communist dogs
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you are a balls

quasi is just butthurt his vietnamese friend died in the vietnam war

This is getting intense >:)

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#Trump2016

Not A Communist wrote:

It's pretty much vote Ellio or suicide at this point.. I'd trust a 6 year old in preschool over Quasi to run a country.
The little boy chancellor...he shared his crayons with the whole nation. And he told his mommy he loves her in front of live television while addressing the UN. The whole world was so touched, that everyone threw down their guns...even ISIS members, busily browsing facebook terror pages paused to call their mothers and apologize for their behavior.

People around the world started holding hands and singing in the streets. Peace was declared from the cities to the hills and bells rang out as joy and happiness filled the hearts of all of humanity.

SpoilerAnd the little boy chancellor, smiling sweetly, and seeing the whole world joined in peace, then peeled off his skin to reveal the alien leader of an interplanetary nemesis who was the vanguard of an invasion fleet. By the time the people realized what was happening, it was already too late as whole fleets of alien ships descended upon the earth from all sides.

Whole fields of empty and quiet tanks were melted beneath the searing death rays as the boy-turned-alien chancellor cackled in glee at the herd mentality of humanity as it fled to the hills, all but assured that their end was upon them. The world swiftly succumed to the onslaught of the alien menace as any hopes of resistance were destroyed in the opening salvos of the war.

The war was ended almost as swiftly as it begun. Alien hunters swept the earth in search of every human survivor, capturing some few for experimentation and to preserve in alien zoos on some distant planet. Even the idea of keeping large segments alive as slave labor was a hope that was soon dashed as the gigantic sifting machines landed to automatically harvest the resources of the earth's surface.

Even the faint hope that a remnant might survive until the aliens were finished raping the lands of all it's worth were squelched as the few people hiding in the most remote of places then saw the planet drilling ship descend upon the earth...it's mission to harvest the rich iron core of the earth to build more ships. Indeed, the end was near.

And all because a little boy won the election to Chancellor of Germany.

Say yes to establishing a "right to bear arms" law in Germany. Arm the people against alien invasion and save the world!

It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
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Diabolical wrote:

Not A Communist wrote:

It's pretty much vote Ellio or suicide at this point.. I'd trust a 6 year old in preschool over Quasi to run a country.
The little boy chancellor...he shared his crayons with the whole nation. And he told his mommy he loves her in front of live television while addressing the UN. The whole world was so touched, that everyone threw down their guns...even ISIS members, busily browsing facebook terror pages paused to call their mothers and apologize for their behavior.

People around the world started holding hands and singing in the streets. Peace was declared from the cities to the hills and bells rang out as joy and happiness filled the hearts of all of humanity.

SpoilerAnd the little boy chancellor, smiling sweetly, and seeing the whole world joined in peace, then peeled off his skin to reveal the alien leader of an interplanetary nemesis who was the vanguard of an invasion fleet. By the time the people realized what was happening, it was already too late as whole fleets of alien ships descended upon the earth from all sides.

Whole fields of empty and quiet tanks were melted beneath the searing death rays as the boy-turned-alien chancellor cackled in glee at the herd mentality of humanity as it fled to the hills, all but assured that their end was upon them. The world swiftly succumed to the onslaught of the alien menace as any hopes of resistance were destroyed in the opening salvos of the war.

The war was ended almost as swiftly as it begun. Alien hunters swept the earth in search of every human survivor, capturing some few for experimentation and to preserve in alien zoos on some distant planet. Even the idea of keeping large segments alive as slave labor was a hope that was soon dashed as the gigantic sifting machines landed to automatically harvest the resources of the earth's surface.

Even the faint hope that a remnant might survive until the aliens were finished raping the lands of all it's worth were squelched as the few people hiding in the most remote of places then saw the planet drilling ship descend upon the earth...it's mission to harvest the rich iron core of the earth to build more ships. Indeed, the end was near.

And all because a little boy won the election to Chancellor of Germany.

Say yes to establishing a "right to bear arms" law in Germany. Arm the people against alien invasion and save the world!

this guy won the Kappa award.

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King Draza Mihajlovic wrote:

this guy won the Kappa award.

Why, thank you!

B*)

It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3

Lol I'm getting so much hate, I must be a really good politician xD

Quasi-duck wrote:

Lol I'm getting so much hate, I must be a really good politician xD
You do have the lead still ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ :)
Make America Great Again.
#Trump2016

vex03 wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

Lol I'm getting so much hate, I must be a really good politician xD
You do have the lead still ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ :)
Yeah I saw and I was like WTF how am I winning? Pretty good stuff for someone being called a communist dog who wants to send people to a gulag :P

Complete nonsense of course, ve are German, ve send them camping! :P

Quasi-duck wrote:

You also did not say how you would make the streets "safer".
I shall put a rehabilitation scheme for criminals. Its a waste of money and time to have prisoners sit around eating then go back into crime. Time to reform them and make them respectable citizens. This scheme wont be forced but offered to criminals (Unless the Judge ruled that they cannot receive this option) and if they accept they shall get a smaller sentence.

Also i wont be crippling the little guy, while these schemes cost more money for all they provide benefits from more jobs to a better economy. Successful bussinessmen mean more jobs and more money for the small people. Also Minimum wage shall be raised by 10% to create more demand for goods and better living conditions.

DONT TRUST QUASI GUYS, socialism on its own never works FACT


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Taking over the Forum 1 post at a time.

Quasi-duck wrote:

Lol I'm getting so much hate, I must be a really good politician xD
Or a corrupt one.. I intercepted some of your emails, you plan to force Germans out of their homes to make way for New Syria!

Not A Communist wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

Lol I'm getting so much hate, I must be a really good politician xD
Or a corrupt one.. I intercepted some of your emails, you plan to force Germans out of their homes to make way for New Syria!
Show me those e-mails then. Including the name of the e-mail account.

Not A Communist wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

Lol I'm getting so much hate, I must be a really good politician xD
Or a corrupt one.. I intercepted some of your emails, you plan to force Germans out of their homes to make way for New Syria!
your Name and Profile picture pointed out that you like to remove Commies.

amirite?

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Vote Ellio or vote in favor of poverty/commmunism

If you hate your life, Im afriad then the commies are for you

but if you want a wealthy nation, that looks after all its people, vote Ellio!


If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
-Friedrich von Haye

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