Myname is Jacob; F3AR M3!

26 Sept 2015, 17:18

Hi, my name is Jacob, and I failed to get into the church of the Flying Spagetti Monster last week also I recently had my shopping cart lisence taken away. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! POTS AND PANS! By the light of the Sacred Bovines of Camalot I WILL FIND THE CHEESE!!!

But really, I'm James' brother, and i'm the smart one! He's the fancy typer with an IQ of 186. HI POEPLE!

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26 Sept 2015, 17:19

Welcome, I hope you are good here.

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26 Sept 2015, 17:19

...Jacob, when the heck did you get here?

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26 Sept 2015, 17:19

Welcome crazy person!

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26 Sept 2015, 17:20

Just now. LOL. Hey bro!

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26 Sept 2015, 17:20

Wait, are you Pastafarian or just a colander wearing reject?

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26 Sept 2015, 17:21

Ellio_98 wrote:
Welcome crazy person!

I am not CRAZY! I'm just, slighty... mentally discombabulated!

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26 Sept 2015, 17:23

LOL, also, when did we determine that I have an IQ of 186?

But in all seriousness, welcome to the forums Bro!

"I'd be unstoppable if it wasn't for Law Enforcement and Physics!"
-James Hylton
"BOLDLY GOING FORWARD! ('Cause I can't find Reverse)"
"I have returned from my wilderness Exile!!!"

26 Sept 2015, 17:23

Also, Flying spaghetti monster?

"I'd be unstoppable if it wasn't for Law Enforcement and Physics!"
-James Hylton
"BOLDLY GOING FORWARD! ('Cause I can't find Reverse)"
"I have returned from my wilderness Exile!!!"

26 Sept 2015, 17:24

James Hylton wrote:
Also, Flying spaghetti monster?

A religious cult called Pastafarian, mocking Rastafarians. They believe in a giant flying spaghetti monster that controls and army of penguins. It was made by atheists as a joke.

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26 Sept 2015, 17:25

Butter Ball Bill wrote:
Wait, are you Pastafarian or just a colander wearing reject?

I am a POMERAINIAN! Wait, i don't think that's right. James, did I take my meds this morning?

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26 Sept 2015, 17:26

Jacob, if you need to ask me that, then I'm guessing no.

"I'd be unstoppable if it wasn't for Law Enforcement and Physics!"
-James Hylton
"BOLDLY GOING FORWARD! ('Cause I can't find Reverse)"
"I have returned from my wilderness Exile!!!"

26 Sept 2015, 17:26

Listen I know how to solve all your issues, got to a coffee machine, replace the water with red ball and then order a double espresso, now drink up. Well done, you can now see sound!

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26 Sept 2015, 17:29

Ellio_98 wrote:
Listen I know how to solve all your issues, got to a coffee machine, replace the water with red ball and then order a double espresso, now drink up. Well done, you can now see sound!

LOL. I actually can't drink the coffee (for fairly obvious reasons, in addition to religious ones).

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26 Sept 2015, 17:29

Religious ones?

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26 Sept 2015, 17:30

Mormon.

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26 Sept 2015, 17:31

We're both Mormon; Mormon's don't drink coffee. And no, it's not because of the caffeine (I like my Dr. Pepper).

"I'd be unstoppable if it wasn't for Law Enforcement and Physics!"
-James Hylton
"BOLDLY GOING FORWARD! ('Cause I can't find Reverse)"
"I have returned from my wilderness Exile!!!"

26 Sept 2015, 17:32

Had to google what Mormon means , now I know. Google FTW

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26 Sept 2015, 17:33

And CHEESECAKE! (Cheesecake is wonderful! Sigh...)

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26 Sept 2015, 17:35

Ellio_98 wrote:
Had to google what Mormon means , now I know. Google FTW

Careful with that; Lots of folks out there seem to make careers out of poking fun at us. The only factual sites are church sponsored websites.

"I'd be unstoppable if it wasn't for Law Enforcement and Physics!"
-James Hylton
"BOLDLY GOING FORWARD! ('Cause I can't find Reverse)"
"I have returned from my wilderness Exile!!!"

26 Sept 2015, 17:37

I don't like Mormon jokes.

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