New Mode--Emu War (Joke)

World War 2. World war 1. The Napoleonic Wars. There are only a few wars that have had a large impact on today. These wars have joined this elite club. However, one war stands out, as shaping every action that we do. I am, of course, talking about the Emu War. Where a few brave Australians held out against an all-destroying emu army. This war deserves to have a map about it. Here's how it would work. There would be 2 sides, the emus and the Australians. Both sides would be split into 3 parts. The Australians would be able to use all of the regular units in WW2. However, the emus can only use several new units.

Kangaroos: 10 HP. Do 5 damage to Infantry, 2 damage to all tanks, 1 damage to planes. Twice that damage on defense. 50% bonus in plains. (They can kick infantry men in the sensitive zone, hence the damage.)

Koalas: 5 HP. 2 damage to infantry, 5 damage to all tanks, .5 damage to planes. Same Damage on Defense. 200% bonus in forests.

Emus: 25 HP. 7 damage to Infantry. 3 damage to all tanks. 2 damage to planes. Half the damage on attack. 40% bonus in hills, plains.

Tasmanian Devils: 10000000 HP. 100000000 damage to everything. .01 HP and 0 damage on defense.

The Emus would get a new doctrine: Liberty Here are the benefits.

50% less cost Why? Because Liberty Mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need.

Enemy has 25% speed on territory The spiders slow them down.

I hope that this game mode gets implemented.