Presidential race pt.4: Fixtures

4 Jul 2024, 11:39

FORUM PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS 2024

Hello everyone! We're only 3 months from holding the presidential elections of the forums. So, this is why I'm releasing the fixtures and other important information for this election.

CANDIDATE REGISTRATION

Candidate registration begins on 17th of July and ends on 2nd of August. Candidates can feel free to register themselves for contesting in this elections during this time frame.
The deadline for registration can be increased.
Once the registration ends, one would not be able to register.

REQUIREMENTS FOR REGISTERING AS A CANDIDATE

You should be a member of the forums for at least 9 months (As of 4th July 2024).
You should not have a past record of being a troll (Or any bad activity).
You should be an active member who at least logins once in a week.

RULES FOR CANDIDATES AND COALITIONS

You will have to accept the mandate of the election without causing a revolt, if you try to ignite a revolt, then you will be banned from participating again.
Do not force people to vote for you, if found guilty of doing so, then you will face a ban.
Be respectful, don't insult other candidates.
A coalition can comprise of any numbers of candidates but candidates won't be eligible to vote for themselves.
You can register your coalition till the polling starts, after that, you can't leave or change your coalition partners.

REGISTERED PARTIES/CANDIDATES:

LCF party (Lady Aragosta, Claudio and Varendo's alliance)
The Polish Guy
Ascension Party (Stardragon)
[size=10]Talvisota
Renarsm

** Candidate registration will take place in this thread itself.

CAMPAIGNING

Candidates can start campaigning from 20th August and the final day of campaigning will be 30th September.
A separate thread for campaigning will be made by 20th of August. Candidates can campaign there itself and lay down their policies and plans for the future of the forums.
Candidates can campaign on people's walls and on other popular threads (Like the OBCR), the official thread for campaigning, would be the one made by me.
Once again, don't be a menace and avoid spamming.
Derogatory way of campaigning would be punished.

POLLING/VOTING

[size=10]Polling will start on 2nd October and will end on 7th October. [/size]
[size=10]A separate thread will be created where the polling will occur. We won't use any sites for voting (To avoid rigging)[/size]
[size=10]Format for voting would be issued soon. [/size]

RULES:

Your first vote is your final vote, once you have voted, your vote CAN'T be changed under any circumstances.
Do not delete or edit the post through which you voted, if done so, then your vote won't be counted and would be declared illegitimate. (Candidates are expected to encourage their voters to comply by these rules)
You need to be a member of the forums for at least 3 months to vote (As of 30th September).
You should not have a record of being a troll.
Once the voting period ends, you can't vote.

I'll add more details and make a post regarding all the rules.

@Carking the 6th @Claudio NVKP @Talvisota @Zaktty @NEPTUNE the great @stardragon225 @Lady Aragosta @K.Rokossovski

I've just pinged some people so that this thread gets some attention in the currently dead forums. Perhaps, the elections can bring some life back into the forums.

"We can be wrong, or we can know it, but we can't do both at the same time." ~ Heisenberg
RETIRED ELECTION MANAGER

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29 Jan 2025, 22:56

GeneralJames wrote:
Claudio NVKP wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
stfu with the deep state bullcrap. You have no evidence that there are fake accounts, so you are lying.
Look at the date of creation, then the last online, then the only activity. The establishment won't get it. We are the silent majority, the truth knowers, the truth tellers, we save democracy here. The Country means a lot to me, the whole fakenews thing, so it’s so sad to me.
Account names?

NOW STOP BEING A LAZY ASS, JAMES!!!!

These have been provided!

Why on Earth would people have to provide you time and again with information that is readily accessible for everyone????

And you wonder why only you, Snatch and Sherman are in your camp???

It is lazy, spoiled dimwits like you that will ultimately destroy civilization!

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"We can be wrong & we can know this and still do both" - a random Gen-Z, politician or gaming company CEO

29 Jan 2025, 23:25

GeneralJames wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
Taffyta Muttonfudge wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
gen-Z....
You say that like its a bad thing
Purple hair, school shootings, 90% has mental issues according to the National Health Service and 10% of those have suicidal thoughts, lazy as Lizards in the cold, easily stepped on far too long toes, over-sensitive to everything, never satisfied and not even when they get everything they asked for, ....Yes, I would say that is bad thing...
Thank God Western Europe has Poland, Romania etc. and not forgetting Ukraine between them and the Ruskies!
And the USA having 2 Oceans...
Otherwise it would be a complete walk-over for Mr. P. ....
And finally it is established the Generals and Banderless Snatch are gen-Z
That explains so much...
You are going too far, now you insult a whole group of people. No one likes you. (I am Gen-Z btw)

It is just friggin' amazing that you think you have to tell anyone you are indeed gen-Z!!!

Don't you think everyone immediately recognizes that for a fact?

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30 Jan 2025, 11:13

General Sherman wrote:
Can we report him for homophobia?

Why are you reporting your deepstate friend?

The President

30 Jan 2025, 11:18

Come on, can't your IQ's get any higher?

The President

30 Jan 2025, 13:44

General Sherman wrote:
AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
Claudio NVKP wrote:
AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
There are new accounts which MaFGA thinks are FDS alt accounts
Also to mention - Low energyABC likely made one of them, and Communist Sherman.
Everything bad is automatically "gay", "woke" or "Communist"Screw mainstream society
Can we report him for homophobia?

OMG!!! Is there no end to their incompetence? They really do not understand what they read, do they?

@General Sherman can you PLEASE:

- look at what you said and did in your reaction?

- come back here and explain it in simple language (bc you must understand what you say too)

Then, after you realize that you are rightfully residing at the very bottom of the Ape Rock, because no one can beat you at being what you are, APOLOGIZE TO EGG!!!

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30 Jan 2025, 14:34

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
General Sherman wrote:
AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
Claudio NVKP wrote:
AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
There are new accounts which MaFGA thinks are FDS alt accounts
Also to mention - Low energyABC likely made one of them, and Communist Sherman.
Everything bad is automatically "gay", "woke" or "Communist"Screw mainstream society
Can we report him for homophobia?
OMG!!! Is there no end to their incompetence? They really do not understand what they read, do they?
@General Sherman can you PLEASE:
- look at what you said and did in your reaction?
- come back here and explain it in simple language (bc you must understand what you say too)
Then, after you realize that you are rightfully residing at the very bottom of the Ape Rock, because no one can beat you at being what you are, APOLOGIZE TO EGG!!!

I know he wasn't referring to me

30 Jan 2025, 15:36 (edited)

AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
General Sherman wrote:
AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
Everything bad is automatically "gay", "woke" or "Communist"Screw mainstream society
Can we report him for homophobia?
OMG!!! Is there no end to their incompetence? They really do not understand what they read, do they?
@General Sherman can you PLEASE:
- look at what you said and did in your reaction?
- come back here and explain it in simple language (bc you must understand what you say too)
Then, after you realize that you are rightfully residing at the very bottom of the Ape Rock, because no one can beat you at being what you are, APOLOGIZE TO EGG!!!
I know he wasn't referring to me

And HOW does that change his displayed level of incompetence to function properly?

HOW does that change he can't keep his mind on a subject for more than 2seconds?

HOW does that change him from continuously spouting irrelevant, annoyingly obtuse nonsense?

You know him better than I do, so, can you tell me: does he use a 2minute alarm to remind him to breathe in and out, just in case he forgets that too?

Back to the subject at hand:

How on Earth (while it is still ours!) does an - in practically every aspect of forum life - unfit individual think he should run for office or have a say in who should run for it?

Pls do tell me! Maybe the Moonfolk have some enlighting insights?

Or is it their plan to push utterly incompetent humans into positions of power, so the take over of Earth will be easier?

PS: don't deny the attempt to take over! Hollywood is in the know for years!

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30 Jan 2025, 15:43

Bandersnatch wrote:
I hope so

Reported for harrasment!

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30 Jan 2025, 15:45 (edited)

GeneralJames wrote:
Claudio NVKP wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
Account names?
See for yourself. Your a good deepstate, you approve me. Join us before it's too late.
I need the account names, unless they dont exist, which is likley

Why are you so incompetent?

Scroll back in the appropriate thread and see for yourself.

It is all there.

Maybe your mummy comes running at your becking call to change your dipers or whatever, but MOM won't!

You have the account names! You are just too lazy to look 'm up!

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30 Jan 2025, 23:45

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
get it right
Gen. S. you 'liked' that post by banderless Snatch. Really?
You are truly going through great lengths to prove to all the world that you have an ant's brain, don't you?
Are you not ashamed?
Or is it that they don't know über-famous 'Ahmed the Dead Terrorist' on the Dark side of the Moon and you actually are really from that place?
Because even Snatch knows him (though he clearly never caught on to any of it).

Are you talking to me? Sorry, thought you had an imaginary friend there for a minute.

31 Jan 2025, 00:21 (edited)

General Sherman wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
get it right
Gen. S. you 'liked' that post by banderless Snatch. Really?You are truly going through great lengths to prove to all the world that you have an ant's brain, don't you?
Are you not ashamed?
Or is it that they don't know über-famous 'Ahmed the Dead Terrorist' on the Dark side of the Moon and you actually are really from that place?
Because even Snatch knows him (though he clearly never caught on to any of it).
Are you talking to me? Sorry, thought you had an imaginary friend there for a minute.

Why can't you answer a question, like any other person?

Are you incapable to do so, because you Generally don't know what you are doing, General?

Recap:

You were asked if you 'liked' the woefully wrong statement of Snatch in an attempt of you to prove to all the world that your brain size is truly not very large and therefore your obtuse behaviour and utterings should be excused.

It can't be too hard to answer that, right?

Now:

a. If you answer 'YES', than at least that matter of your brain size is clarified, which would explain a lot, due to physical limitations a small brain poses on your capabilities.

b. If you answer 'NO', that would constitute a problem, because if you don't elaborate on why you answered 'NO', the only logical conclusion would be there is no physical reason for your obtuse behaviour and utterings and your condition thus must be of mental aka psychological origin. In short, that would mean you are saying you are 'mad'.

Further, you were asked if you are not ashamed of yourself that you - claiming to be a human of the subspecies Homo sapiens sapiens - don't know your classics or that this means you are an Alien from the Dark side of the Moon.

That is a pretty straightforward question!

So, what are you: Generally underdeveloped, General, incl. in the field of the Classics or are you a member of the Moonfolk from the Dark Side of the Moon? (these differ from Egg, as he claims he is not from the Dark Side, if you remember...which ofc is a very big 'IF')

Not answering questions, as you never do, only leads to people filling in the blanks and in General, General, that doesn't lead to the best results for the person in question.

We at MAfGA(tm) are all for Freedom of Choice, so feel free to choose, but don't blame the public for having their specific impression of you, based on your continuous refusal to answer any questions.

PS: maybe it is again a General('s) development issue though? Could it be that you don't know the function of a questionmark in a phrase? And as such you are unable to recognize questions?

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1 Feb 2025, 01:14

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
I hope so
Reported for harrasment!

1 Feb 2025, 02:26

Bandersnatch wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
I hope so
Reported for harrasment!
?

I know you don't understand; everyone knows; except you ofc. The latter is a typical trait of people who suffer from the Dunning-Krüger syndrome. Until you realize that, you cannot be helped, really...

All MAfGA^(tm) does is stimulate your independent, critical thinking. Though not appreciated, MAfGA^(tm) is helping you. MAfGA^(tm) is the nice guy!

All opponents do, is being oversensitive & mean, when they don't immediately get what they want. They are bullies!

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1 Feb 2025, 03:47

General Sherman wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
I hope so
Reported for harrasment!
?
I know you don't understand; everyone knows; except you ofc. The latter is a typical trait of people who suffer from the Dunning-Krüger syndrome. Until you realize that, you cannot be helped, really...All MAfGA^(tm) does is stimulate your independent, critical thinking. Though not appreciated, MAfGA^(tm) is helping you. MAfGA^(tm) is the nice guy!
All opponents do, is being oversensitive & mean, when they don't immediately get what they want. They are bullies!
That name looks German...
are you a Nazi?

Reported for harrassment!

You keep trying to play that card. When will you learn you fail ... and that you are a faillure?

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1 Feb 2025, 03:48

Bandersnatch wrote:
He probably is

And you are an anti-democratic forum terrorist!

You should change your username to: Ahmed the Forum Terrorist!

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1 Feb 2025, 06:00

General Sherman wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
I hope so
Reported for harrasment!
?
I know you don't understand; everyone knows; except you ofc. The latter is a typical trait of people who suffer from the Dunning-Krüger syndrome. Until you realize that, you cannot be helped, really...All MAfGA^(tm) does is stimulate your independent, critical thinking. Though not appreciated, MAfGA^(tm) is helping you. MAfGA^(tm) is the nice guy!
All opponents do, is being oversensitive & mean, when they don't immediately get what they want. They are bullies!
That name looks German...
are you a Nazi?

Are you really this dumb? Does having a German name implies you are a nazi, or does using German language means you are nazi? Rubbish.

"We can be wrong, or we can know it, but we can't do both at the same time." ~ Heisenberg
RETIRED ELECTION MANAGER

1 Feb 2025, 07:19 (edited)

@General Sherman you may accuse people wildly as you do, but...YOU chose a 'racist' & genocidal maniac general's name as username. YOU might as well have chosen Adolf H.

So, before you start spouting your rubbish again, go wash your mouth and when you are done with that, come back here and apologize for your incredibly obtuse behaviour.

If you don't, a report must be filed about your username being an insult to all native-americans and about your continuous harrassment of other people on the forum, with accussations of racism, homophobia and now again nazism!

You are a sorry excuse for a forum denizen. You do realize that, don't you? Well, that is why you are residing on the floor of the Forum Jungle, at the foot of the Primate Peak, in the dark shadows of the Mighty Ape Rock, catching dung all day and night from all the higher-ups above you (so, don't sleep with your mouth open...).

Do note that anyone else would have called you 'a piece of dung' by now, but we at MAfGA^(tm) are too civlized for that and we are optimists. Hence, we prefer to keep on educating you, even if it is just about your unbelievable ignorance and ineptitude.

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1 Feb 2025, 07:24

General Sherman wrote:
That name looks German...
are you a Nazi?

First of all, that name is more dutch than those large shoes. Second of all, I can see the moon from my house, that doesn't mean I'm a fucking astronaut.

The President

2 Feb 2025, 04:59

HAHAHA

3 Feb 2025, 17:46

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
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lmao... i told you to tone it down a bit... now look what happens

Stay Sweet!

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