Professional victim

Second Part:

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ok, listen

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I will update you on some things

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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did a bunch of men brag about GETTING DICK?

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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yes, but anyways

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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lmao

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I wont leave you out of the lore either

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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lol

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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wdym

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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so yk how me and konigs were inseparable?

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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yes...

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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i heard some things

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well, literally half a week into it, he started saying he wanted to be named kaiser

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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i know

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and VP would be chancellor

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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mhm

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and that the alliance would now be empire or sum shi

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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ik

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and then he didn't know how the lawmaking process worked, somehow

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then blitz, was his VP, as you know...

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Blitz was so ****ing stupid too

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I said it right to their faces too

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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your secretary notified me about this

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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but then, some twists came in

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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that Konig is imperialist

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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ok tell me

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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nah

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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he said he was Facist irl

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but anyways

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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lol

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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he told me tho

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Blitz was somehow starting to be more competent than konigs

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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k

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blitz was starting to be more responsible and konigs put the work on him

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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then Konigs like tried to but then he became a literal crashout

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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haha

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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his ideas were great and some wet eimplemented, like the konigs chat rules

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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but then some of his bills, he didn't know how to pass them

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then he claimed I somehow stopped him from doing all the policies... I literally taught him how to for an entire month and still guided him throughout his term

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I corrected his mistakes, hell, I even protected him from 3 impeachments

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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wow

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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then like 2 weeks ago he resigned out of spite aparently

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and he doesn't know Abt the 3 impeachment attempts still

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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bro

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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i have smth funny

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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starfruit was silent for a while

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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just wait

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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i said "were you getting some dick?"

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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and then blitz took over

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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sry one sec

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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and she said "no"

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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and i said "right, giving head"

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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ok you can talk no sry

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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ok

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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So blitz took over

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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k

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and it was basically anarchy without anarchy

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then he resigned bc everyone was mad

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then y remember rinter?

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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you*

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internationed

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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yes

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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he conducted a 3rd-party poll

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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k

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I had a total of 89% approval, konigs had like 32 or 25

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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wow

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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then a blitz poll was conducted

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blitz's approval was 42% or sum

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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k

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and due to some math things I had like a 189% advantage over konigs

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and the math was right

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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lmao

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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check the Call of War

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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bro im done with CoW

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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pls dont make me do that

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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just check the results

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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in the details

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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bruh i already know you won

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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14-0

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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yep

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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then Starfruit won In a surprising landslide

You have to wait 2 seconds between two messages

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12-2

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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and blitz actually overperformed the polls

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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he won 10-4

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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against starfruit's bf

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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who is her bf

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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classified info

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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just tell me

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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nah

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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starfruit says you were talking shi about me for a month

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everyone was

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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Hell, I even nicknamed you, "Tampon Owen"

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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bro

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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you tricked me to...

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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im so tired of this shi bro

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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eh

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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You kinda dragged yourself into it though

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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IM SO TIRED OF THIS **** BRO

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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you got snapchat? are you man enough to get into a call/

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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or will you just hide like the little leech you are

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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huh

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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why so aggressive suddenly

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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because im tired of all this bullshyt

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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ok, then have a great time.

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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no

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?

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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im not done with you

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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Ill do a funny thing

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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what?

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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I will allow you back in the republic

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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We will hold a final debate

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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report me because your bored?

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the Senate will vote

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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alr

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and if you don't pass even ON

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ONE

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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invite me

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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then you will be FIRED

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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go to CoW

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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i get your **** terms invite me

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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no

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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invite me to this one

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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i need to be able to speak for myself

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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I do not hold the power to do that here

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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go to CoW

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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no

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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find a way

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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Or I can just let you witness me taking the oath to office

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or we can call it off

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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your not the boss here anymore

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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I see you haven't changed, and

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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never will

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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your just a little fiend

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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bro quit playing the victim

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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no one played the victim until you crashed out sudden;y

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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so yk what

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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I have better things to do

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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like the blackmail list

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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oh yeah blame me like always

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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blackmail list?

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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or taking the oath to office

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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oh wait

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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blackmail list got banned by me...

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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then I will do the banned list

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the blacklist

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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bruh

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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alright yo

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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I will tell my secretary to kick your acc off the CoW cult

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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and uh,

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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bruh, I forgot the script

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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give me a sec

Third Part:

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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i could give 2 shyts about your dumb ass alliance'

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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then why were you so desperate to join?

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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not once, not twice, but 4 times

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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then you spammed my mail

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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anyways, I got the script.

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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blah blah

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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I will tell my secretary to boot you off the cult

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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what the script is:

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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yapyap

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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yapapaapaapapapaayaaapa

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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and uh, if you harass any of the coconuts again I will have every account I know you Own will I report

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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yap

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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starting with this one

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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yap

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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yapyap

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

2/5/25 - 23:05

yap

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

2/5/25 - 23:05

yap

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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are you done?

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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yap

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

2/5/25 - 23:05

yap

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

2/5/25 - 23:05

yap

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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nice vocabulary

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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too bad it's the only thing you know

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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anyways

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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if you want I can just report your acc anyways

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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I mean, I have a lot of proof

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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and honestly, not too bad of an idea

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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of what?

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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Your accounts such as Owen ll

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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UBOAT65

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or Uboat56

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or Da_coconut_Hitta

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this one

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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bro all this guy can do is report me because hes scared to get in a fight

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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and you are scared to man up and go to CoW

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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Hitta is banned already dipshyt

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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and I can get this one banned too

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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because I am sick of your harassing my people

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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if you called me that would be better

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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blah blah

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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womp womp

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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blah blah

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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womp womp

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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thats what i said

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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good job saying a word

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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that's what I said

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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good job saying a word

Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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Cr4pm0nk3y69:

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is this pre k?

‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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‎[COCø] 55 Cancri E:

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is this pre k?

Report him instead of posting here.

... cant believe i read all that....

but dont be making rumors about my friend Majestic Starfruit! she is a saint!!

the fact that you let him continue after that and posting it here without proceeding with an uppercut to his jawline right away makes you look yellowbellied and unfit to be Coconut Commander!!

if i was youz id hide the transcripts pronto, or look foolish for infinity and beyond..

-VIP- wrote:

the fact that you let him continue after that and posting it here without proceeding with an uppercut to his jawline right away makes you look yellowbellied and unfit to be Coconut Commander!!

if i was youz id hide the transcripts pronto, or look foolish for infinity and beyond..

You cannot tell ME, the one who was elected president once without opposition, another time 11-1, elected senator 11-3, and now re-elected president 14-0, that I am unfit to be president.

Plus, I DID report him, and I COULD have roasted the hell out of him, but it wouldn't have made me look good if I reported it, would it?

And by the way, if anything, you make yourself look foolish. You criticize the one who was able to beat Goliath Coconut himself in his own creation. You are talking bad about the one who literally freed the Coconut Union. You are talking bad about the one who helped Goliath Coconut gain credibility again.

So instead of talking bad, check the facts and shut your trap.

I ... cant believe i read all that....

-VIP- wrote:

but dont be making rumors about my friend Majestic Starfruit! she is a saint!!

The Mister Class wrote:

Report him instead of posting here.

King Romanov theIvan wrote:

-VIP- wrote:

the fact that you let him continue after that and posting it here without proceeding with an uppercut to his jawline right away makes you look yellowbellied and unfit to be Coconut Commander!!

if i was youz id hide the transcripts pronto, or look foolish for infinity and beyond..

You don't know who I am, or what thin ice I am on, you don't know what goes on in the alliance, you don't know the lore of the union itself, you don't ANYTHING about me, the guy, or the coconut union itself.You cannot tell ME, the one who was elected president once without opposition, another time 11-1, elected senator 11-3, and now re-elected president 14-0, that I am unfit to be president.

Plus, I DID report him, and I COULD have roasted the hell out of him, but it wouldn't have made me look good if I reported it, would it?

And by the way, if anything, you make yourself look foolish. You criticize the one who was able to beat Goliath Coconut himself in his own creation. You are talking bad about the one who literally freed the Coconut Union. You are talking bad about the one who helped Goliath Coconut gain credibility again.

So instead of talking bad, check the facts and shut your trap.

i keep up to date on ALL the Coconut lore since the beginning, 200 years since the Great Coconut Crossing 102 years since the First Coconut Revolution, 66 years since Coconut Grove!!

who looks foolish now?

the guy who asked "who is her bf" and " is it true you are the coconut hitta?" along with other quotes

-VIP- wrote:

i keep up to date on ALL the Coconut lore since the beginning, 200 years since the Great Coconut Crossing 102 years since the First Coconut Revolution, 66 years since Coconut Grove!!

who looks foolish now?

the guy who asked "who is her bf" and " is it true you are the coconut hitta?" along with other quotes

And keeping up with the lore isn't enough.

I have made policies that freed the Coconut Union from Rommel's tyranny, I drained the swamp and right now, day 1, I will return law and order. Unlike you, I actually know how to handle an alliance, I'd like to see you last one day, just one day without having a bad impression with the coconut people. Just one day. You're not even in a coconut alliance in CoW, do idk why you're even interested anyways.

hmm, if you wanna go there, i did create and lead an alliance through a golden age with a 12-0 win streak reaching rank#56 in all CoW alliances, surely i could lead a batch of coconuts by draining a swam...

i have interacted with most of the cult for months now, a good amount of renown id imagine, enough to know that aint the case

-VIP- wrote:

hmm, if you wanna go there, i did create and lead an alliance through a golden age with a 12-0 win streak reaching rank#56 in all CoW alliances, surely i could lead a batch of coconuts by draining a swam...

i have interacted with most of the cult for months now, a good amount of renown id imagine, enough to know that aint the case

King Romanov theIvan wrote:

-VIP- wrote:

hmm, if you wanna go there, i did create and lead an alliance through a golden age with a 12-0 win streak reaching rank#56 in all CoW alliances, surely i could lead a batch of coconuts by draining a swam...

i have interacted with most of the cult for months now, a good amount of renown id imagine, enough to know that aint the case

And what exactly isn't the case? Because for this entire month, I wasn't president, I am not at fault for any of this, as a matter of fact I did everything in my power to prevent a SECOND ROMMEL. You couldn't lead the type of alliance I lead. yet you compare yourself to mine... My leadership barely started today, results will be in like a week or so, but you will see, we will be great again. Truly the Return of the Coconut Dream, better than your alliance... Better than Goliath's entire coconut career.

i.e. The Monkey God

-VIP- wrote:

King Romanov theIvan wrote:

-VIP- wrote:

hmm, if you wanna go there, i did create and lead an alliance through a golden age with a 12-0 win streak reaching rank#56 in all CoW alliances, surely i could lead a batch of coconuts by draining a swam...

i have interacted with most of the cult for months now, a good amount of renown id imagine, enough to know that aint the case

And what exactly isn't the case? Because for this entire month, I wasn't president, I am not at fault for any of this, as a matter of fact I did everything in my power to prevent a SECOND ROMMEL. You couldn't lead the type of alliance I lead. yet you compare yourself to mine... My leadership barely started today, results will be in like a week or so, but you will see, we will be great again. Truly the Return of the Coconut Dream, better than your alliance... Better than Goliath's entire coconut career.

Goliath's entire career was just a continuous making of new flags, you think he was the one who was really leading Coconuts to glory? or just a proxy to someone far more supreme?

-VIP- wrote:

i.e. The Monkey God