Rigo's King of the Hill

In this thread we can use only WW2 weapons and technology. However, we shall play a little game of King of the Hill. You basically reply on how you would over throw the current King of the Hill.

Rigovran walks to the top of the hill places his Banner, and becomes First King of the Hill.

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Pablo forgets that the he cant destroy the troops that are in ships in the sky

Ocean returns to the ground with a new force

marches up to Hippo

Spoiler

and Swears his allegiance to the king of the hill


If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
-Friedrich von Haye

Hippo, who had his consciousness transferred to a terminator body before he died, uses mind control on all the worlds leaders to have the armies of the entire world attack the hill. 5 million soldiers charge the hill which has only two defenders. Pablo "the don" and Al Capone fight valiantly, and 497 soldiers are killed or wounded during the assault. Once the hill is taken, the soldiers are ordered to withdraw, hippo's own secret mutant gorilla army hastily builds a drill to find the powerful artifact, and the strongest fortifications ever constructed are built around the hill. SAM and AAA sites are positioned around and on the hill to prevent an aerial attack, and all 12 battleships in hippo's fleet are devoted to defending the hill.

Oceanhawk is put in charge of defending the hill.

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you are a balls

GreatbigHippo wrote:

5 million soldiers charge the hill which has only two defenders. Pablo "the don" and Al Capone fight valiantly, and 497 soldiers are killed or wounded during the assault.
Wow, 2 against 5 million and we killed around 500 :D

Pablo, Al Capone and his army of thugs attract fire from the enemies on the hill, while Ahmed secretely infiltrates the hill. He shouts "ALLAHU AKBAR!" and blows himself up, destroying the fortifications and the SAM and AAA sites. Then, Eurofighter Typhoons and F-18 Hornets from the Spanish Air Force bomb the gorilla until he is dead. The 5 nuclear subs from the Spanish Navy sink Hippo's whole fleet. Pablo calmly strolls up the hill, draws his .44 Magnum and kills oceanhawk for once and for all. He rebuilds the fortifications, strengthening them even more, gets SAMs and triple-A guns, and orders his army of thugs to dig in. Meanwhile, Pablo and his pal Al hide somewhere secret on the hill. ICBMs are also installed.

The past is a foreign country.

Oceanhawk pulls reaches to his pocket, pulls out a blue lightsaber and strikes Pablo down, the reaming soldiers continue to push down the hill, and reactivate the SAM sites, the enemy aircraft are shot down, and AT TE start pushing Pablos troops out

The defenses are re built, and reinforcements arrive....


If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
-Friedrich von Haye

Rigovran wrote:

In this thread we can use only WW2 weapons and technology.
What the.... What happened?

Meanwhile....

Sir McSquiggles destroys everyone involved in this thread with his awesome jellyfish powers. "You fools!" He shouts. " I AM THE HILL!" Dun Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn.

Squiggles then transforms into his beautiful majestic form, stunning all those around him with awe. All those who witness his extreme awesomeness find themselves bowing before him. "Squiggles! Squiggles!" They chant.

"Yes my people, there shall be peace. No more fighting over the hill", Squiggles voice booms over the thousands of people gathered before him.

P.S All those who were killed, were killed, with no way of escaping or faking death. No revivals either, since all your souls have been destroyed as well. Mwhahhaha :D

jeepers it fell from that ww2 weapons only pretty fast

haha


If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
-Friedrich von Haye

Pablo is revived by Al, and kills McSquiggles :P

The past is a foreign country.

Sir McSquiggles wrote:

No revivals either, since all your souls have been destroyed as well. Mwhahhaha
You cant be revived Mr Pablo. Your soul has been destroyed. And no revives because I destroyed everyone here.

Meanwhile,

Squiggles prepares a huge feast for all who would like to celebrate his awesomeness. With his hat of Merry Christmasness, he creates a magically shield around himself.

Happy New Year folks! :)

*sighs*

Happy New Year...

The past is a foreign country.

Omer rides his Squiggles to battle and kills everybody, then opens a beer at the top of the hill

Pablo22510 wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

5 million soldiers charge the hill which has only two defenders. Pablo "the don" and Al Capone fight valiantly, and 497 soldiers are killed or wounded during the assault.
Wow, 2 against 5 million and we killed around 500 :D

Pablo, Al Capone and his army of thugs attract fire from the enemies on the hill, while Ahmed secretely infiltrates the hill. He shouts "ALLAHU AKBAR!" and blows himself up, destroying the fortifications and the SAM and AAA sites. Then, Eurofighter Typhoons and F-18 Hornets from the Spanish Air Force bomb the gorilla until he is dead. The 5 nuclear subs from the Spanish Navy sink Hippo's whole fleet. Pablo calmly strolls up the hill, draws his .44 Magnum and kills oceanhawk for once and for all. He rebuilds the fortifications, strengthening them even more, gets SAMs and triple-A guns, and orders his army of thugs to dig in. Meanwhile, Pablo and his pal Al hide somewhere secret on the hill. ICBMs are also installed.

My fleet was a space fleet. The Spanish navy does not have 5 nuclear submarines, and there is a whole army of mutant gorilla's.

Because of this mistake, I propose we re continue this thread from before this comment.

Sir McSquiggles wrote:

P.S All those who were killed, were killed, with no way of escaping or faking death. No revivals either, since all your souls have been destroyed as well. Mwhahhaha :D
I guess we may have escaped death...,
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oceanhawk wrote:

jeepers it fell from that ww2 weapons only pretty fast

haha

I know, LOL.

Sir McSquiggles wrote:

No one escapes death(Unless your voldemort).
Or Harry!

GreatbigHippo wrote:

The Spanish navy does not have 5 nuclear submarines
Wrong! It does.
The past is a foreign country.

It says we have 3, and it also says that 4 more are coming. 2 of those 4 are already in active service.

The past is a foreign country.

Either way, their diesel and ethanol, not nuclear.

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QUite true. It's the new ones, the Navantia class, that are nuclear.

The past is a foreign country.

they also got a few new attack subs comming, s-80 I think?


If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
-Friedrich von Haye

**Rigovran scans the lands worth of damage. Interesting the power that has arrived at the hill.**

"Gather the Engineers and Militia," orders Rigo, "They shall build us a new hill within the Lands. Seems the hill was blasted."

**Digging out the sand of the ocean and the dirt from main land Euorpe, Rigovran has a new hill created in a few days dew to the fast armies of minions. **

I am again King of the Hill (it has moved).

Rigovran
Sage of Old

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