Story Chain Renewal

GreatbigHippo wrote:

Once upon a time there was a large hairy man.

The hairy man turned around and said "Did you know that someone called GreatBigHippo stole this Story-chain idea from Ellio"

Ellio_98 wrote:

The hairy man turned around and said "Did you know that someone called GreatBigHippo stole this Story-chain idea from Ellio"

The man in the ghillie suit then produced proof that greatbighippo created the first story chain days before Ellio.

Suddenly, it started raining spliffs and joints.

Then, local IRA member Quasi-duck open fires upon..

All the potheads going outside to celebrate and smoke reefer.

Evolution as a religious system has been adopted by many students, scholars and laypeople as a way to explain the origin and the development of the cosmos and all life including man. They are building their lives on the following beliefs:

1. Space, matter and time are the infinite and the eternal trinity. It is neither being created or destroyed, only changing in form and essence;
2. Because time is infinite, the potential of accidents to happen, for example, the formation of life from previously nonliving matter, becomes not only possible, but probable;
3. All life that exists today is the result of these chance accidents occurring in time and giving rise to a process of continued upward development of life on Earth. Man, ape, dog, cat, ant and plant, all life, at one distant point in time arose from at least one common ancestor.

With his [Darwin’s] Descent of Man, published in 1871, the theory was complete: a new model of human origins had been constructed which could replace the fundamentalist biblical one. Man was not a unique creation at the hand of God, but the product of a long evolutionary process; he evolved from the same humble marine ancestors as the rest of the animal kingdom.

In Science Ponders Religion, Curtly Mather of Harvard University views the...

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Shoot! Wrong thread!

Alright, fine. "After all the potheads have been assassinated, Quasi-Duck proceeds to jump in his private helicopter and fly to Andrews Air Force Base."

Quasi-duck meets with Greatbighippo, IRA leader, the two discuss the color green, gold at the end of rainbows, having ginger hair and being short.

@Not A Communist please shut up about the IRA. That isn't funny.

Quasi-duck wrote:

@Not A Communist please shut up about the IRA. That isn't funny.

Quasi-duck wrote:

Not A Communist wrote:

Christ almighty take a joke

Where are you from? I'd guess America. If you are, is it funny if I call you a slave owning gun nut who shoots up schools?

Suddenly, a wild anti-terror task force appeared.

GreatbigHippo wrote:

Suddenly, a wild anti-terror task force appeared.

GreatbigHippo wrote:

Everything is turning into political BS now

Quasi-duck wrote:

Where are you from? I'd guess America. If you are, is it funny if I call you a slave owning gun nut who shoots up schools?

Quasi-duck wrote:

Not A Communist wrote:

Christ almighty take a joke

Where are you from? I'd guess America. If you are, is it funny if I call you a slave owning gun nut who shoots up schools?

Anyway continuing with the story....

Quasi-duck and his IRA associates are arrested by the anti-terror squad.

The zombie anti terror task force is then gunned down by a crazy southern cop named Rick.

(If you don't stay on topic I will ask to have this thread shut down.)

Quasi-duck wrote:

Not A Communist wrote:

So because a former leader of my nation did something I suddenly love it too?

Oh yeah, that was Churchill, silly me, you just shoot 'em.

Not A Communist wrote:

luckily us Brits understand a joke

See quote below.

Not A Communist wrote:

Are you really that idiotic and immature that you'd associate me with something that literally /no/ British citizens have anything to do with? Incredibly stupid. So because a former leader of my nation did something I suddenly love it too? Am I too responsible for the British contribution to the slave trade? For the Boer Concentration camps? stupid.

Not A Communist wrote:

Also once again, majority of UK citizens not involved in that rubbish xD.

You voted in the ones who supported breast implants.

I'm going to stop because of GBH and staff.

Thank you, and I would appreciate it if you deleted your little dispute.

/skip

@GreatbigHippo posts = deleted.

and thus the Story Chain died. Long live the STORY GAME ^TM

The End