Story Chain Renewal

I'm bringing back the story chain. Everything is turning into political BS now, so I figured we could use a place to relax and get along.

For those of you who don't know, you play this game by simply continuing the story built by the previous posts. Only one sentence per post.

I'll start:

Once upon a time there was a large hairy man.

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Greatbighippo once again insisted the story chain came first, and condemned the acts of ellio, threatening to declare war on ellio if he portrays the story game in a way that implies it holds supremacy over the story chain again.

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ellio accepts this declaration of war as the Story Game is the one true game


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GreatbigHippo launches his secret weapon at @Ellio_98; ICBMs armed with absolute proof the Story Chain came before the Story Game

First Story Chain: A Story Chain

First Story Game: Story Game

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Ellio fires missiles at GBH's ICBM's and shoots them down since the Story game is of higher quality than the cheap story chain


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GreatbigHippo responds by sending his brigade fresh-faced recruits to destroy every story game ever made.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

GreatbigHippo responds by sending his brigade fresh-faced recruits to destroy every story game ever made.
Since his recruits were untrained though, they got slaughtered by Ellio's Sturmtiger.

One of the recruits survived, and destroyed Ellio's Sturmtiger by shooting the HE that were inside it with his pistol.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

One of the recruits survived, and destroyed Ellio's Sturmtiger by shooting the HE that were inside it with his pistol.
But Elli had a battalion of SS troops providing support in the form of the Hitlerjugend Division, who decimated the remaining recruit.

Im just gonna sit this one out and let you guys go crazy


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suddenly, greatbighippo uses mind control to make hundreds of squirrels attack the SS troops.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

suddenly, greatbighippo uses mind control to make hundreds of squirrels attack the SS troops.
Since they are squirrels fighting German tanks though, they are mercilessly slaughtered.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

suddenly, greatbighippo uses mind control to make hundreds of squirrels attack the SS troops.
Since they are squirrels fighting German tanks though, they are mercilessly slaughtered.
One sqirrel managed to infect an ss soldier with rabies before he died.
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GreatbigHippo wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

suddenly, greatbighippo uses mind control to make hundreds of squirrels attack the SS troops.
Since they are squirrels fighting German tanks though, they are mercilessly slaughtered.
One sqirrel managed to infect an ss soldier with rabies before he died.
Since it was the SS, he was executed to prevent further infections, then his body was cremated.

Meanwhile, greatbighippo was building an army of rhino cavalry armed with m60s and rpgs

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

Meanwhile, greatbighippo was building an army of rhino cavalry armed with m60s and rpgs
Unfortunately, he realised that rhino's would easily be gunned down and that they could not fire the weaponry, on top of rhino's being wild animals which cannot be trained.

So hippo mailed a shipment of free hats to the ss in an attempt to gain peace.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

So hippo mailed a shipment of free hats to the ss in an attempt to gain peace.
The SS arranged a peace talk in the woods.

Hippo would only agree to meet them if they were wearing the hats.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

Hippo would only agree to meet them if they were wearing the hats.
The SS refused, knowing was a trap, and dumped the hats into the ocean.

hippo forced choked several officers to death out of anger that his plan didn't work.

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