Story Chain Renewal

I'm bringing back the story chain. Everything is turning into political BS now, so I figured we could use a place to relax and get along.

For those of you who don't know, you play this game by simply continuing the story built by the previous posts. Only one sentence per post.

I'll start:

Once upon a time there was a large hairy man.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

hippo forced choked several officers to death out of anger that his plan didn't work.
That didn't work either though, as Star Wars had not been written yet.

Hippo, finally realized that he could not defeat the powers of Ellio, and walked straight into Ellio's camp with a nuke strapped to his back.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

Hippo, finally realized that he could not defeat the powers of Ellio, and walked straight into Ellio's camp with a nuke strapped to his back.
He was then shot, and the nuke made safe.

Hippo's ghost began haunting the camp.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

Hippo's ghost began haunting the camp.
So the SS division moved camp.

Unfortunately for the SS, hippo's ghost followed.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

Unfortunately for the SS, hippo's ghost followed.
Fortunately for the SS, it made them all the scarier to the local population, and turned the boys of the Hitler Jugend Division into men.

And they launched a new world revolution

But suddenly, a necromancer arrived, reviving all the old threads and fallen soldiers in this long-forgotten war.

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Unfortunately they began to slink away into the darkness, almost as fast as they arrived.

However, shockingly, a Frenchman arrived, and, hesitantly, said "bonjour!"

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

However, shockingly, a Frenchman arrived, and, hesitantly, said "bonjour!"
He was banned for not speaking English.

Then, suddenly, an wild Englishman appeared. He sipped his tea extensively.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

Then, suddenly, an wild Englishman appeared. He sipped his tea extensively.
The Old Guard tried to hide their tears as they thought of their old English friend who has vanished into darkness.

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