Well its back baby, the story game (wooo)
How to play:
One person (me) starts the story with 1 sentence then each person has to write another line, only 1 line, to continue the story. Lets see what we write.
Rules:
No swears or too explicit. don't want this thread closed.
Only 1 sentence per comment (*Cough Bill cough*
Not allowed to multi-comment (one comment after another)
(Link to the first story game)
I shall start:
It was a frosty morning.
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And America threatened to invade him
unfortunately, just a few days earlier, America traded it's military for Iceland's.
Oh gawd! No references to dirty stuffz!FilipALFA wrote:
And America threatened to invade him
Then Iceland invaded the North Pole, because YOLO.
and Santa with his elves dropped the hurt on those pesky Icelanders.
After a long and bloody war, Iceland was defeated.
And then Santa got so angry that he didn't deliver presents to the people of Iceland and USA.
The USA hatched a plot to behead Santa in Times Square...
...then they chickened out due to political pressure.
then angry mob's rose up all over the US in support of beheading santa.
The US snuck up on Santa one night while his elves where at the strip club leaving Santa undefended.
Then the US brutally beat santa to death with a giant candy cane and hid the body in one of the presents.
Oh God, you guys are totally getting points for those comments! Delete them, fast!
The elves came back drunk and stoned, one elf decided to urinate in one of the presents. He opened the lid and found Santa's brutally beaten body he...
laughed and urinated on it.
The Santa revived, smacked the elf hard on the face, and died again.
Another elf did the same thing and santa came back to life getting revenge on the American people.
Santa went on a rampage in the white house, impaling Barack obama on a candy cane and hanging dead bodies off any flag poles.
The Russians arrived in time to see the carnage, Putin ripped off his suit top and jumped on the back of his Russian bear...
The bear looked at him and went to sleep.
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