One person (me) starts the story with 1 sentence then each person has to write another line, only 1 line, to continue the story. Lets see what we write.
Rules:
No swears or too explicit. don't want this thread closed.
Only 1 sentence per comment (*Cough Bill cough*)
Not allowed to multi-comment (one comment after another)
No killing the character instantly (Cough, Bill ,Cough)
Only one story, not lots of mini stories.
NO REVIVING (Looking at you bill), once a character is dead it remains dead (Unless you put a good reason and how they came back to life)
He said "This place again ?!" and run away saying that he doesn't want to keep telling the story of Bob and Stevea and the man ridding the unicorn. Steve and Bob set on an adventure to catch the little man riding a unicorn and carrying oregano from Oregon.
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" -George S. Patton "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" - Albert Einstein
12 Oct 2015, 20:04
While Jack played poker with Tom in England.
The past is a foreign country.
12 Oct 2015, 20:28
Until it began to rain (I mean c'mon its freaking England ) and the poker cards got wet.
12 Oct 2015, 21:03
But the rain was actually acid!
Forum Gang Premier you are a balls
12 Oct 2015, 21:13
And Tom's face burnt off leaving a charred lump!
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
12 Oct 2015, 21:28
Then the acidic rain reacted with Jack's face turning it into pure gold
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" -George S. Patton "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" - Albert Einstein
12 Oct 2015, 21:35
Jack decided to patent this discovery and become rich by selling gold! But Jack made too much gold and brought the price of gold down to 0.01 USD per ton.
Forum Gang Premier you are a balls
12 Oct 2015, 21:52
Dued to that deflation the US dollar collapsed and the whole USA went into anarchy and chaos.
13 Oct 2015, 06:08
But then Chuck Noris came and calmed everyone down and became the president of USA. USA then...
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" -George S. Patton "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" - Albert Einstein
13 Oct 2015, 06:32
got nuked by North Korea, for the laughs.
Forum Gang Divine Entity
Taking over the Forum 1 post at a time.
13 Oct 2015, 06:32
He dropkicked Obama into a van with the initials "FG"
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
13 Oct 2015, 16:15
Which stood for Filip Galazka- my name.
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" -George S. Patton "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" - Albert Einstein
13 Oct 2015, 17:03
Then he strapped a rocket to the van and sent it to space.
Forum Gang Premier you are a balls
13 Oct 2015, 18:25
He than opened a company of vans which fly into space called Filip Galazka Interstellar. People could now live on the moon like they had lived on Earth. Obama and chuck Norris were the first to have a hause built on the moon.
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" -George S. Patton "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" - Albert Einstein
13 Oct 2015, 18:38
But unfortunately they couldn't breathe on the moon and they forgot their spacesuits!
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
13 Oct 2015, 18:57
But Jack came to the rescue with the spacesuits! He also brought gold, making a house on the moon for himself made out of gold.
The past is a foreign country.
13 Oct 2015, 18:59
Jack forgot that gold is a good conductor, so lighting came all the way from earth and struck Jack's house, and Jack got electrocuted.
Forum Gang Premier you are a balls
13 Oct 2015, 18:59
Jack died but Tom took over, making his house out of copper sulphate crystals.