Story Game

Suddenly, Bob's wife walked in through the doorway to the room he was in. She then threw a tomahawk into his face, instantly killing him. Her name is Asdfghjkl(pronounced Bertha). She is now the main character.

what part of 1 sentence don't you understand xD. Ahh screw it I will allow this.

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Asdfghjkl has extreme issues, she is completely insane and loves licking rainbows.

Oh, oops. I didn't see that.

Asdfghjkl dashed out the door to escape the police who were en-route.

Unfortunately in her rush she fell over, her head exploded on the floor like a watermelon.

Out of nowhere came on RKO...

When all of a sudden, a monkey started eating Asdfghjkl's remains!

The monkey thought to itself, "Hmm, tastes like watermelon!"

Then the police arrived.

And arrested the monkey...

But the monkey broke free!

and ran into the woods, closely pursued by the cops.

And suddenly the monkey's friend appeared. His name was Billy the Bear. He killed the cops and ate their heads.

Which tasted like watermelon, Billy the bear picked up the monkey and ran into his cave.

Suddenly, out of the darkness of the cave, a mouse appeared. He chewed the Bear's foot off, and theBear died in agony. The mouse took out a gun and killed the monkey. The mouse is the new main character.

The mouse ran out into the woods and heard someone calling "Josh?, Josh?" the story is now the blair witch project.

The mouse took out his shotgun and killed the guy who was calling out 'Josh'. The story is now whatever we want it to be.

Then a 320 mm HE shell from a sturmtiger vaporised the mouse. The sturmtiger is now the main character

The strumtiger rolled over a corpse.

and dropped the bass.

As the Sturmtiger searched in the woods for a tasty morsel, it saw a brigade of fresh faced recruits marching along a nearby road. He got into position, waiting. Always waiting. Until...