Story Game

The bass dropped for a second time...

The Sturmtiger had accidentally given away it's position! It tried to run but because of German engineering, it was too big and slow!

The fresh-faced recruits ran towards the Sturmtiger and then...

...fired a Bazooka up his tuckus! He rumbled to a halt and started slowly smoking. The fresh faced recruits is the new main character.

The fresh-faced recruits marched onwards to their camp...

....only to step on the worlds largest land mine! A new main character is needed.

The landmine's best friend is the new main character, he hops to his mine-friend's lifeless shell and...

...cries.

Before picking himself up and vowing revenge...

Then he turned around and saw Stalin who slapped him to death with his iron fist, Stalin is now the main character

Stalin said: "We need to stop killing off all the characters, this wood smells and no story has developed past the bear saving the monkey" Stalin then had a wrestling match with Ronald Reagan.

Stalin then died. Ronald Reagan is now the main character.

Ronald Reagan died...

(ffs) Then on an unrelated note, a lonely Panzer 4 ausf H found the burning wreck of the sturmtiger and vowed revenge!

also Lenin found Stalin's lifeless corpse and was NOT proud.

Then Hitler strolled in and teabagged Stalin's corpse

Lenin was proud(Lenin hated Stalin. Dave, you should know this!)!

Lenin was NOT proud because Stalin had been killed by an American and disgraced the Socialist cause. Bruh.

Then Lenin remembers that Stalin changed his political will and then makes out with Hitler on top of Stalin's corpse as revenge.

They then make a steamy movie scene that causes extreme controversy.