Story Game

Lenin was proud!

Of his new Bae Hitler.

Then Lenin and Hitler got married and had...

To shut down th thread because we can't talk about Hitler the mods don't like it.

...a surprise Anschluss of the world.

Lol Dave. Good point.

Then hitler died and shall be never mentioned again.

The end...

Meanwhile one of the recruits survived the landmine mostly unscratched and stood up to survey the area.

Then he randomly bled out.

Before standing back up and heading to his camp, when he arrived he...

safely.

I was expecting something much more severe Bill, lol.

The recruit and his tea of Chips and beans before a group of drag queens beat him up and stole his money.

Then the lonely Pz 4 sniped the recruit at range with its 75mm cannon, making him explode like a melon

The panzer 4 morfed into a sturmtiger and rolled downtown humming the bomb by Pigeon John.

The End

Our story

Once upon a time there was a man named Bob. Suddenly, Bob's wife walked in through the doorway to the room he was in. She then threw a tomahawk into his face, instantly killing him. Her name is Asdfghjkl(pronounced Bertha). She is now the main character. Asdfghjkl has extreme issues, she is completely insane and loves licking rainbows. Asdfghjkl dashed out the door to escape the police who were en-route. Unfortunately in her rush she fell over, her head exploded on the floor like a watermelon. Out of nowhere came on RKO... Then all of a sudden, a monkey started eating Asdfghjkl's remains! The monkey thought to itself, "Hmm, tastes like watermelon!" Then the police arrived. And arrested the monkey...

But the monkey broke free! and ran into the woods, closely pursued by the cops. And suddenly the monkey's friend appeared. His name was Billy the Bear. He killed the cops and ate their heads. Which tasted like watermelon, Billy the bear picked up the monkey and ran into his cave. Suddenly, out of the darkness of the cave, a mouse appeared. He chewed the Bear's foot off, and the Bear died in agony. The mouse took out a gun and killed the monkey. The mouse is the new main character. The mouse ran out into the woods and heard someone calling "Josh?, Josh?" the story is now the blair witch project. The mouse took out his shotgun and killed the guy who was calling out 'Josh'. The story is now whatever we want it to be. Then a 320 mm HE shell from a sturmtiger vaporised the mouse. The sturmtiger is now the main character. The strumtiger rolled over a corpse. and dropped the bass. As the Sturmtiger searched in the woods for a tasty morsel, it saw a brigade of fresh faced recruits marching along a nearby road. He got into position, waiting. Always waiting. Until...

The bass dropped for a second time... The Sturmtiger had accidentally given away it's position! It tried to run but because of German engineering, it was too big and slow! The fresh-faced recruits ran towards the Sturmtiger and then...fired a Bazooka up his tuckus! He rumbled to a halt and started slowly smoking. The fresh faced recruits is the new main character. The fresh-faced recruits marched onwards to their camp... only to step on the worlds largest land mine! A new main character is needed. The landmine's best friend is the new main character, he hops to his mine-friend's lifeless shell and... cries.

Before picking himself up and vowing revenge... Then he turned around and saw Stalin who slapped him to death with his iron fist, Stalin is now the main character Stalin said: "We need to stop killing off all the characters, this wood smells and no story has developed past the bear saving the monkey" Stalin then had a wrestling match with Ronald Reagan. Stalin then died. Ronald Reagan is now the main character. Ronald Reagan died... Then on an unrelated note, a lonely Panzer 4 ausf H found the burning wreck of the sturmtiger and vowed revenge! also Lenin found Stalin's lifeless corpse and was NOT proud.

Then Hitler strolled in and teabagged Stalin's corpse. Lenin was proud. Then Lenin was NOT proud because Stalin had been killed by an American and disgraced the Socialist cause. Then Lenin remembers that Stalin changed his political will and then makes out with Hitler on top of Stalin's corpse as revenge. They then make a steamy movie scene that causes extreme controversy. Lenin was proud! Of his new Bae Hitler. Then Lenin and Hitler got married and had... To shut down the thread because we can't talk about Hitler the mods don't like it. And a surprise Anschluss of the world. Then hitler died and shall be never mentioned again.

The end...

Meanwhile one of the recruits survived the landmine mostly unscratched and stood up to survey the area. Then he randomly bled out. Before standing back up and heading to his camp, when he arrived he... safely. The recruit and his tea of Chips and beans before a group of drag queens beat him up and stole his money. Then the lonely Pz 4 sniped the recruit at range with its 75mm cannon, making him explode like a melon. The panzer 4 morphed into a sturmtiger and rolled downtown humming the bomb by Pigeon John.

The End

Beat that J.K Rowling!

Suddenly, the first story game ended, because it is inferior to the Story Chain, which came before it.