Then the wolf ate the lettuce, the lettuce ate the goat and the goat ate the wolf.
23 Apr 2016, 20:30
Story Time!
So, I've decided to revive an old idea. The idea is that a user posts 1 sentence, and then another user posts another one, and another one, etc. The idea is to make a story. The old threads were a disaster, so here are the rules:
- No killing people unnecessarily and without good reason to.
- No content that breaks the forum's rules.
- No reviving, no matter what.
- Can't mention yourself or other forum users. This is because many people will break rules 1 and 3 to 'kill' other users.
- Make it as random as possible without breaking the previous rules.
Once upon a time in Pluto there was a wolf, a goat, and a kilogram of lettuce.
The past is a foreign country.
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23 Apr 2016, 20:33
They got kinda sick, and they vomited each other.
The past is a foreign country.
23 Apr 2016, 20:34
Then they all died and went on a trip to the Nether together.Pablo22510 wrote:
They got kinda sick, and they vomited each other.
23 Apr 2016, 20:35
In nether [which I presume is hell], they were slowly roasted alive and eaten by demons.
The past is a foreign country.
23 Apr 2016, 20:36
Dude, you broke a rule!Pablo22510 wrote:
they were slowly roasted alive and eaten by demons.
23 Apr 2016, 20:37
They aren't dead...Quasi-duck wrote:
Dude, you broke a rule!Pablo22510 wrote:
they were slowly roasted alive and eaten by demons.
The past is a foreign country.
23 Apr 2016, 20:38
No coming back when you're demon dinner.Pablo22510 wrote:
They aren't dead...
23 Apr 2016, 20:39
They're alive in the demon's body.Quasi-duck wrote:
No coming back when you're demon dinner.Pablo22510 wrote:
They aren't dead...
The past is a foreign country.
23 Apr 2016, 20:41
The, suddenly, they started being digested by the demons stomach acid. They are not dead yet though, just crippled and in severe pain!Pablo22510 wrote:
They're alive in the demon's body.
23 Apr 2016, 20:43
The demon magically blew himself up, and the wolf and the goat and the half-digested lettuce flew out and landed in heaven unharmed.
The past is a foreign country.
23 Apr 2016, 21:22
Yet they were heavily armed, which the God/s did not like.Pablo22510 wrote:
The demon magically blew himself up, and the wolf and the goat and the half-digested lettuce flew out and landed in heaven unharmed.
23 Apr 2016, 21:31
Allah, Zeus, Odin, Buddha, Jupiter and God had a big fight over who should punish the goat, the wolf and the lettuce.
The past is a foreign country.
23 Apr 2016, 21:33
Zeus won as he came first.
24 Apr 2016, 08:38
Secretly, Allah planned to take his revenge on Zeus for not letting him punish them.
The past is a foreign country.
27 Apr 2016, 02:24
Meanwhile on earth, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Lee are about to be hanged for countless counts of murder and property destruction.
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27 Apr 2016, 18:07
When they try to hang Arnold, the rope breaks, he shouts "I AM THE TERMINATOR!" and rescues Norris and Lee.
The past is a foreign country.
27 Apr 2016, 18:58
and so the three of them can't help Allah overthrow zeus.
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27 Apr 2016, 19:07
Then, all of a sudden....GreatbigHippo wrote:
and so the three of them can't help Allah overthrow zeus.
27 Apr 2016, 22:46
a man named Dante appears, who is traveling through the afterlife to try to sneak past a bear. He is slightly lost, and allah will show him how to get home in exchange for help...
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28 Apr 2016, 06:00
He would have to help him by showing him how to flirt with other ladies. As he teaches him a wild ......
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
-George S. Patton
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination"
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-George S. Patton
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination"
- Albert Einstein
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