Story Time!

So, I've decided to revive an old idea. The idea is that a user posts 1 sentence, and then another user posts another one, and another one, etc. The idea is to make a story. The old threads were a disaster, so here are the rules:

  1. No killing people unnecessarily and without good reason to.
  2. No content that breaks the forum's rules.
  3. No reviving, no matter what.
  4. Can't mention yourself or other forum users. This is because many people will break rules 1 and 3 to 'kill' other users.
  5. Make it as random as possible without breaking the previous rules.
That said, I'll start.

Once upon a time in Pluto there was a wolf, a goat, and a kilogram of lettuce.

The past is a foreign country.

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Then the wolf ate the lettuce, the lettuce ate the goat and the goat ate the wolf.

They got kinda sick, and they vomited each other.

The past is a foreign country.

Pablo22510 wrote:

They got kinda sick, and they vomited each other.
Then they all died and went on a trip to the Nether together.

In nether [which I presume is hell], they were slowly roasted alive and eaten by demons.

The past is a foreign country.

Pablo22510 wrote:

they were slowly roasted alive and eaten by demons.
Dude, you broke a rule!

Quasi-duck wrote:

Pablo22510 wrote:

they were slowly roasted alive and eaten by demons.
Dude, you broke a rule!
They aren't dead...
The past is a foreign country.

Pablo22510 wrote:

They aren't dead...
No coming back when you're demon dinner.

Quasi-duck wrote:

Pablo22510 wrote:

They aren't dead...
No coming back when you're demon dinner.
They're alive in the demon's body.
The past is a foreign country.

Pablo22510 wrote:

They're alive in the demon's body.
The, suddenly, they started being digested by the demons stomach acid. They are not dead yet though, just crippled and in severe pain!

The demon magically blew himself up, and the wolf and the goat and the half-digested lettuce flew out and landed in heaven unharmed.

The past is a foreign country.

Pablo22510 wrote:

The demon magically blew himself up, and the wolf and the goat and the half-digested lettuce flew out and landed in heaven unharmed.
Yet they were heavily armed, which the God/s did not like.

Allah, Zeus, Odin, Buddha, Jupiter and God had a big fight over who should punish the goat, the wolf and the lettuce.

The past is a foreign country.

Zeus won as he came first.

Secretly, Allah planned to take his revenge on Zeus for not letting him punish them.

The past is a foreign country.

Meanwhile on earth, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Lee are about to be hanged for countless counts of murder and property destruction.

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When they try to hang Arnold, the rope breaks, he shouts "I AM THE TERMINATOR!" and rescues Norris and Lee.

The past is a foreign country.

and so the three of them can't help Allah overthrow zeus.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

and so the three of them can't help Allah overthrow zeus.
Then, all of a sudden....

a man named Dante appears, who is traveling through the afterlife to try to sneak past a bear. He is slightly lost, and allah will show him how to get home in exchange for help...

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He would have to help him by showing him how to flirt with other ladies. As he teaches him a wild ......

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
-George S. Patton
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination"
- Albert Einstein

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