Story Time!

So, I've decided to revive an old idea. The idea is that a user posts 1 sentence, and then another user posts another one, and another one, etc. The idea is to make a story. The old threads were a disaster, so here are the rules:

  1. No killing people unnecessarily and without good reason to.
  2. No content that breaks the forum's rules.
  3. No reviving, no matter what.
  4. Can't mention yourself or other forum users. This is because many people will break rules 1 and 3 to 'kill' other users.
  5. Make it as random as possible without breaking the previous rules.
That said, I'll start.

Once upon a time in Pluto there was a wolf, a goat, and a kilogram of lettuce.

The past is a foreign country.

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...cowboy horse-riding trick.

He uses the trick to destroy nukes and other potential threats.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
-George S. Patton
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination"
- Albert Einstein

Allah is so pleased he blows himself up.

The past is a foreign country.

And so Dante gets out of the whole of eternity and lands on Putin's wife.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
-George S. Patton
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination"
- Albert Einstein

Putin rages and takes out his pocket RPG and takes a shot at Dante, but he misses.

The past is a foreign country.

Dante then does a 360 twist while catching the rpg missile with his rodeo skills and shooting it straight at Putin, the shot is unavoidable.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
-George S. Patton
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination"
- Albert Einstein

Suddenly, Putin avoids the shot.

The shot had such momentum that it turned around and hit Putin in the head.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
-George S. Patton
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination"
- Albert Einstein

Luckily Putin had a hat on and the rocket bounced off.

The rocket bounced off and hit Putin's balls and he died.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
-George S. Patton
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination"
- Albert Einstein

FilipALFA wrote:

The rocket bounced off and hit Putin's balls and he died.
Then he used his massive bank account to come back to life.

*There is no reviving you broke the rules* And so now the whole world goes to Putins funeral, there is so many people that Russia sinks.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
-George S. Patton
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination"
- Albert Einstein

Dante is so sad that such a great man had died that he dies of sadness.

The past is a foreign country.

Then everyone died because Filip is a massive rule following SWOT!

*dies*

The past is a foreign country.

Yeah, and we can't be revived either. *gives Filip the evil eye*

*dies*

Now I shall rule the world,dang it see you on the other side fellow comrades. *Dies, than meets his comrades @Pablo22510 and @Quasi-duck on the other side*

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
-George S. Patton
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination"
- Albert Einstein

*revives, doesn't wanna see filip*

The past is a foreign country.

Pablo22510 wrote:

*revives, doesn't wanna see filip*
*revives too and beats down Pablo*

his majesty goody two shoes, king of the SWOT empire, remembers that members of the forum cannot be mentioned here, so he casts quasi duck pablo and Filip into oblivion. He uses a time machine to go get a cup of tea with vlad the impaler.

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you are a balls

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