Story Time!

So, I've decided to revive an old idea. The idea is that a user posts 1 sentence, and then another user posts another one, and another one, etc. The idea is to make a story. The old threads were a disaster, so here are the rules:

1. No killing people unnecessarily and without good reason to.
2. No content that breaks the forum's rules.
3. No reviving, no matter what.
4. Can't mention yourself or other forum users. This is because many people will break rules 1 and 3 to 'kill' other users.
5. Make it as random as possible without breaking the previous rules.

Once upon a time in Pluto there was a wolf, a goat, and a kilogram of lettuce.