The Bestest Pickup Lines

Quasi-duck · 2016-04-19T21:32:10.000Z

I'll start off, please keep within forum rules. @Pablo22510 should have some good ones, he is a real charmer! Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

19 Apr 2016, 21:35

"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.

19 Apr 2016, 21:38

Maximilien wrote:

Sneaky, make them think you are sad and then chat them up! Good, but we need a line, not an action.

19 Apr 2016, 21:41

@oceanhawk The battle has begun.

"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.

19 Apr 2016, 21:43

Maximilien wrote:
@oceanhawk The battle has begun.

You are not meant to hit your date..... We have moved on from caveman dating.

19 Apr 2016, 21:45

@oceanhawk will bomb you their positions!

"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.

19 Apr 2016, 21:47

Maximilien wrote:
@oceanhawk will bomb you their positions!

That is awful.

Hey girl, you like my Pickelhaube? I use it when I'm storming the trenches, wanna see?

19 Apr 2016, 21:48

Quasi-duck wrote:
That is awful.

The War is awful.

"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.

19 Apr 2016, 21:52

Maximilien wrote:
Quasi-duck wrote:
That is awful.
The War is awful.

From my estimates, Maxi will never get a date. Unless, of course, he likes fruit.

19 Apr 2016, 21:53

Quasi-duck wrote:
Maximilien wrote:
Quasi-duck wrote:
That is awful.
The War is awful.
From my estimates, Maxi will never get a date. Unless, of course, he likes fruit.

"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.

19 Apr 2016, 21:55

Does anyone else have any pick-up lines?

19 Apr 2016, 21:57

Quasi-duck wrote:
Does anyone else have any pick-up lines?

Perhaps, @oceanhawk

"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.

19 Apr 2016, 21:58

Maximilien wrote:
Perhaps, @oceanhawk

Perhaps.

19 Apr 2016, 21:58

Quasi-duck wrote:
Maximilien wrote:
Perhaps, @oceanhawk
Perhaps.

It's possible.

"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.