Are you Soviet? because I was Russian to see you!
20 Apr 2016, 02:25
Russian bias? I think you mean Russian fact, Comrade!
The Bestest Pickup Lines
I'll start off, please keep within forum rules. @Pablo22510 should have some good ones, he is a real charmer!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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20 Apr 2016, 02:35
You guys are all trash at pick up limes
20 Apr 2016, 05:51
[quote='Bill Nye\'s a Russian Spy','https://forum.callofwar.com/index.php?thread/6522-the-bestest-pickup-lines/&postID=59612#post59612']Are you Soviet? because I was Russian to see you!
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"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.
20 Apr 2016, 06:04
Maximilien wrote:
[quote='Bill Nye\'s a Russian Spy','https://forum.callofwar.com/index.php?thread/6522-the-bestest-pickup-lines/&postID=59612#post59612']Are you Soviet? because I was Russian to see you!
[/quote]@Sir McSquiggles I could use your spam meme right now.
Russian bias? I think you mean Russian fact, Comrade!
20 Apr 2016, 06:51
Excuse me ma'am. You better call the cops because I'm about to steal your heart.
It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3
20 Apr 2016, 10:26
20 Apr 2016, 10:33
Another nice one 
20 Apr 2016, 13:33
[quote='Bill Nye\'s a Russian Spy','https://forum.callofwar.com/index.php?thread/6522-the-bestest-pickup-lines/&postID=59637#post59637']
Maximilien wrote:
[quote='Bill Nye\'s a Russian Spy','https://forum.callofwar.com/index.php?thread/6522-the-bestest-pickup-lines/&postID=59612#post59612']Are you Soviet? because I was Russian to see you!
[/quote]@Sir McSquiggles I could use your spam meme right now.
[/quote]Why?
"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.
20 Apr 2016, 13:36
What say you, me, and the devil paint the town white and sweaty?
20 Apr 2016, 18:03
can I have a map cos im lost in your eyes
If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
-Friedrich von Haye
20 Apr 2016, 19:14
I have none 
The past is a foreign country.
20 Apr 2016, 19:16
Not even anything to do with forklifts? Shame.Pablo22510 wrote:
@Quasi-duckI have none
20 Apr 2016, 19:18
Forklifts???Quasi-duck wrote:
Not even anything to do with forklifts? Shame.Pablo22510 wrote:
@Quasi-duckI have none
The past is a foreign country.
20 Apr 2016, 19:20
Yeah, to pick up chix.Pablo22510 wrote:
Forklifts???
20 Apr 2016, 19:32
Quasi-duck wrote:
Yeah, to pick up chix.Pablo22510 wrote:
Forklifts???
The past is a foreign country.
21 Apr 2016, 16:25
I'm afraid that required explanation...not everybody has "Kerry Easi" cheese (i.e., USA). It took me nearly 3 minutes of Googling to figure that one out.Darren I wrote:
Another nice one
It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3
21 Apr 2016, 16:33
You mean that packeted cheese stuff? In Ireland we call 'em EasiSingles.Diabolical wrote:
I'm afraid that required explanation...not everybody has "Kerry Easi" cheese (i.e., USA). It took me nearly 3 minutes of Googling to figure that one out.
21 Apr 2016, 17:08
Well the picture of cheese I thought would be enoughDiabolical wrote:
I'm afraid that required explanation...not everybody has "Kerry Easi" cheese (i.e., USA). It took me nearly 3 minutes of Googling to figure that one out.Darren I wrote:
Another nice one
and what is kerry easi never heard of it Here all cheese slices are easi singles21 Apr 2016, 17:18
Hey gurl, did anyone ever tell you that you look like an angel that fell and hit its face on the pavement?
21 Apr 2016, 17:51
did you fall from heaven?
cos your face is messed up....
If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
-Friedrich von Haye
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