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The Bestest Pickup Lines

I'll start off, please keep within forum rules. @Pablo22510 should have some good ones, he is a real charmer!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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21 Apr 2016, 17:53

oceanhawk wrote:

did you fall from heaven?

cos your face is messed up....

I basically just posted that.....
21 Apr 2016, 17:53

I've got a knife.

21 Apr 2016, 17:55

Quasi-duck wrote:

oceanhawk wrote:

did you fall from heaven?

cos your face is messed up....

I basically just posted that.....
did see..

well sure, everybody in the world heard of this anyhow..


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21 Apr 2016, 18:34

Darren I wrote:

Diabolical wrote:

Darren I wrote:

Another nice one :D

I'm afraid that required explanation...not everybody has "Kerry Easi" cheese (i.e., USA). It took me nearly 3 minutes of Googling to figure that one out.
Well the picture of cheese I thought would be enough :D and what is kerry easi never heard of it :D Here all cheese slices are easi singles
In USA, we're used to Kraft singles. It was the cheese picture that gave me my clue. But Google tailors searches for local info, so "easi" was considered a typo or an acronym.
It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3
21 Apr 2016, 18:37

Hey baby, I'm a cobra and I need you to charm me.

It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3
21 Apr 2016, 18:40

Diabolical wrote:

Hey baby, I'm a cobra and I need you to charm me.
Hey gurl, wanna pat my one-eyed snake?
21 Apr 2016, 22:32

Sir McSquiggles wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

Hey gurl, did anyone ever tell you that you look like an angel that fell and hit its face on the pavement?
So romantic. :love:
I've got a girlfriend called Leslie. She is always right, she is helping me type right now!

#ihopeyougotthedoublentendre

21 Apr 2016, 22:42

Sir McSquiggles wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

#ihopeyougotthedoublentendre
No ^^
I'll give you a hand to commend you on not getting that double entendre.
22 Apr 2016, 01:28

Quasi-duck wrote:

#ihopeyougotthedoublentendre
...so sick of hashtags.
It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3
22 Apr 2016, 01:31

*collapsed on the floor and acting unresponsive in front of a beautiful girl*

When she kneels down to ask you if you are OK, you tell her, "Oh, excuse me, I was stunned by your beauty."

It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3
22 Apr 2016, 02:21

Darren I wrote:

Diabolical wrote:

Darren I wrote:

Another nice one :D

I'm afraid that required explanation...not everybody has "Kerry Easi" cheese (i.e., USA). It took me nearly 3 minutes of Googling to figure that one out.
Well the picture of cheese I thought would be enough :D and what is kerry easi never heard of it :D Here all cheese slices are easi singles
These pickup lines are all getting too cheesey.
22 Apr 2016, 11:43

Well then, i have lots of pick up lines. Lets find one that family friendly...

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.


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22 Apr 2016, 15:16

Ellio_98 wrote:

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you from an equatorial region? 'Cause you're hot.
22 Apr 2016, 17:40

I bet your last name is Jacobs, because you’re a real cracker!

22 Apr 2016, 17:53

Diabolical wrote:

Darren I wrote:

Another nice one :D

I'm afraid that required explanation...not everybody has "Kerry Easi" cheese (i.e., USA). It took me nearly 3 minutes of Googling to figure that one out.
:D
Carl Wilson
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22 Apr 2016, 19:26

I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become. 8)


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22 Apr 2016, 19:30

Heeeey guuuuurl, why don't we sit over there *points to a chair* with you on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

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