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The Bestest Pickup Lines

I'll start off, please keep within forum rules. @Pablo22510 should have some good ones, he is a real charmer!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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22 Apr 2016, 19:33

Oh my, guess i can go 13+ then :evil:

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.


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22 Apr 2016, 19:42

Wazzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! I've got a glove full of Vaseline, want to see why?

22 Apr 2016, 23:13

I was going to be an astronaut and explore outer space.

But the gravity of your attraction keeps pulling me down to you.

Ellio_98 wrote:

Oh my, guess i can go 13+ then :evil:

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

only a few?

Quasi-duck wrote:

Wazzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! I've got a glove full of Vaseline, want to see why?
eww...just...eww

It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3
23 Apr 2016, 11:39

Diabolical wrote:

only a few?
Shots fired sir! But its not about how much you got but how well you use it! Same for Armies.

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23 Apr 2016, 11:51

:evil:

23 Apr 2016, 20:07

Diabolical wrote:

only a few?
A few is 3-7 and world average is 6 at full mast.
24 Apr 2016, 04:34

Is that really true?

I mean, I've always been sensitive about mine because I'm a grower, not a show-er. But I blow way past that average...sorry for the pun. It's nice to know that I'm fine.

Now if I could just get a date...

It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3
24 Apr 2016, 11:34

Diabolical wrote:

Is that really true?
It is, yeah. I would link you but I would probably get banned :(

Diabolical wrote:

But I blow way past that average...sorry for the pun. It's nice to know that I'm fine.
Congratsturbations!

Diabolical wrote:

Now if I could just get a date...
Lol, maybe become a show-er? :P
24 Apr 2016, 15:53

Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.

25 Apr 2016, 04:17

Quasi-duck wrote:

Congratsturbations!
dang.

Quasi-duck wrote:

Lol, maybe become a show-er?
I'm not the flashing type. Do you like to wear trench coats and hang around in the park?
It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3
25 Apr 2016, 05:53

Diabolical wrote:

I'm not the flashing type. Do you like to wear trench coats and hang around in the park?
Nah, I'm more of a spandex kinda guy.
25 Apr 2016, 20:24

Quasi-duck wrote:

Nah, I'm more of a spandex kinda guy.
Wow, im not sure what to think anymore

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25 Apr 2016, 20:25

Ellio_98 wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

Nah, I'm more of a spandex kinda guy.
Wow, im not sure what to think anymore
Lol, I like to dress like Alan Partridge in those steamy scenes when he is trying to get another season in Season 1 on the weekends. Here is a pic of one of the chix I met last weekend:

25 Apr 2016, 22:57

It must be so dark outside, since all of the sunshine in the world is right here. :P

25 Apr 2016, 23:00

Sir McSquiggles wrote:

Squirrel Warrior wrote:

It must be so dark outside, since all of the sunshine in the world is right here.
Right where? :/
Squiggles you ruined it :(
25 Apr 2016, 23:06

It would have been cute otherwise. Okay I have another one.

"If you were a candle, I would blow you" aha.

26 Apr 2016, 08:33

Let me fix it...

"Excuse me, do you have a pair of sunglasses I could borrow ... because you're blinding me with your radiance."

It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3

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