Argh! WTF?! Your beauty shocked me!
26 Apr 2016, 17:22
The Bestest Pickup Lines
I'll start off, please keep within forum rules. @Pablo22510 should have some good ones, he is a real charmer!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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27 Apr 2016, 02:17
Do you have a band-aid? cuz I scraped my knee falling for you.
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you are a balls
you are a balls
27 Apr 2016, 02:41
It mustve hurt when you fell from heaven, can I see the scars? 
26 Jun 2016, 02:36
A little cliché, but always classic.Sir McSquiggles wrote:
It mustve hurt when you fell from heaven, can I see the scars?
26 Jun 2016, 03:20
Very, very true. A reliable, albeit overused, optionMentalCoffee wrote:
A little cliché, but always classic.Sir McSquiggles wrote:
It mustve hurt when you fell from heaven, can I see the scars?
26 Jun 2016, 04:46
I'm hot, you're hot, together we can be a jalapeños.
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you are a balls
you are a balls
26 Jun 2016, 07:23
*From a guy named Tom to a sweet fox named Allie, "Hey there, you and me should go make a baby at Taco Bell. Because you and me would make a hot Tom-Allie?"
...kinda lame, but I'm trying.
It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3
26 Jun 2016, 18:35
LOL What...Diabolical wrote:
*From a guy named Tom to a sweet fox named Allie, "Hey there, you and me should go make a baby at Taco Bell. Because you and me would make a hot Tom-Allie?"...kinda lame, but I'm trying.
I got one: "Hey girl, are you from Eleven-e-see, because you're the only eleven I see!" Wait, that doesn't work...
26 Jun 2016, 18:38
And dang, these got dirty!
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