I mean the HWW is still open with Brazil and you do have plenty of time to gain enough goldβ¦-VIP- wrote:
wait, is this a set up for a round thats being played?Im in if it is
CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
Today a noble alliance of CarKing VI of Vehicala, Claudio, Saviour and leader of Portugal and Amotah, hero of Alberta has formed in order to bring down the vile Lady Aragosta, who accused her king of lies and has insulted and attacked his allies. Her realm holds a dark secret that must be banishedβ¦.
We welcome more allies into our cause! We must all work together for the freedom of the forum land! March, for the noble coalition!
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I mean the HWW is still open with Brazil and you do have plenty of time to gain enough goldβ¦-VIP- wrote:
wait, is this a set up for a round thats being played?Im in if it is
ComradeGenz wrote:
i love youLady Aragosta wrote:
First I've heard of it.ComradeGenz wrote:
lady is unironically my CoW gf
So these are your allies? Our destined enemies? This is the worst you have to offer? Adorable.
The Communist forces have dispersed and Lord Crayfish again pledges allegiance to Car King VI.
Welcome back to sanity, Lord Crayfish!
Glory to the union!
CarKing VI.
Traitor!
Rather rich coming from me.
No matter; although I value the assistance my allies have offered, I am more than capable of taking on your puny Coalition single-handedly. You will come to regret messing with me.
You, monke (who may or may not be a double agent) and comrade Simps? What a dream team!
Against the Sons of the Revolution, you will collapse without delay!
You don't know the power of the forces you're messing with.
Yeah blah, blah, blah, Eldritch monster, Iβve seen worse in Paris and @Kadekoβs basement.
1) You don't know how many I have,
2) The only one you know about is by far the most harmless.
...I mean there's only one. Why would you think I had more than one? I said nothing.
Look Iβve seen Amotahβs angry face whatever Cthulhu x1000 carries can NOT be worse than that!
Wouldn't bet on it.
THAT IS IT!
I will SLAY Bel-Shamharoth MYSELF Now!
Very well. Before you die please pass me the popcorn.
The only thing Iβll pop is that fat corn loving fools jaw! Bring it on!!!
you little-Carking the 6th wrote:
Look Iβve seen Amotahβs angry face whatever Cthulhu x1000 carries can NOT be worse than that!
Silence! Iβm busy felling a demon though my sheer faith in Allah!
Its mighty tusks will shred your flesh from your bones. Its sinuous tentacles will crush you in their fearsome grip. Its mandibles will tear you limb from limb. It will slit your gaskin, and your welchet will be torn asunder with many claws, your moules will be shown to the four winds and your figgin placed upon a spike.
Also there are two more right behind it.
I have opposable thumbs.Lady Aragosta wrote:
Its mighty tusks will shred your flesh from your bones. Its sinuous tentacles will crush you in their fearsome grip. Its mandibles will tear you limb from limb. It will slit your gaskin, and your welchet will be torn asunder with many claws, your moules will be shown to the four winds and your figgin placed upon a spike.Also there are two more right behind it.
'Opposable', not 'apposable'. And indeed you do. They're very nice, but they won't save you from the fiend.
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