The formation of the anti-Aragosta coalition!

Today a noble alliance of CarKing VI of Vehicala, Claudio, Saviour and leader of Portugal and Amotah, hero of Alberta has formed in order to bring down the vile Lady Aragosta, who accused her king of lies and has insulted and attacked his allies. Her realm holds a dark secret that must be banished….

We welcome more allies into our cause! We must all work together for the freedom of the forum land! March, for the noble coalition!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

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-VIP- wrote:

wait, is this a set up for a round thats being played?

Im in if it is ^^

I mean the HWW is still open with Brazil and you do have plenty of time to gain enough gold…

CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

ComradeGenz wrote:

Lady Aragosta wrote:

ComradeGenz wrote:

lady is unironically my CoW gf
First I've heard of it.
i love you <3

So these are your allies? Our destined enemies? This is the worst you have to offer? Adorable.


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

The Communist forces have dispersed and Lord Crayfish again pledges allegiance to Car King VI.

Aeroplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
β€” Marshal Foch
A pretty mechanical toy [...] the war will never be won by such machines.
β€” Lord Kitchener, on tanks

Welcome back to sanity, Lord Crayfish!

Glory to the union!

CarKing VI.


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Traitor!

Rather rich coming from me.

No matter; although I value the assistance my allies have offered, I am more than capable of taking on your puny Coalition single-handedly. You will come to regret messing with me.

Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

You, monke (who may or may not be a double agent) and comrade Simps? What a dream team!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Against the Sons of the Revolution, you will collapse without delay!

Glory to the Union!
Glory to the Red Army!
Glory to the Revolution!
Marshal of the Forum High Command

You don't know the power of the forces you're messing with.

Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

Yeah blah, blah, blah, Eldritch monster, I’ve seen worse in Paris and @Kadeko’s basement.


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

1) You don't know how many I have,

2) The only one you know about is by far the most harmless.

...I mean there's only one. Why would you think I had more than one? I said nothing.

Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

Look I’ve seen Amotah’s angry face whatever Cthulhu x1000 carries can NOT be worse than that!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Wouldn't bet on it.

Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

THAT IS IT!

I will SLAY Bel-Shamharoth MYSELF Now!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Very well. Before you die please pass me the popcorn.

Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

The only thing I’ll pop is that fat corn loving fools jaw! Bring it on!!!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

Look I’ve seen Amotah’s angry face whatever Cthulhu x1000 carries can NOT be worse than that!
you little-
I don't know anymore

Silence! I’m busy felling a demon though my sheer faith in Allah!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Its mighty tusks will shred your flesh from your bones. Its sinuous tentacles will crush you in their fearsome grip. Its mandibles will tear you limb from limb. It will slit your gaskin, and your welchet will be torn asunder with many claws, your moules will be shown to the four winds and your figgin placed upon a spike.

Also there are two more right behind it.

Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

Lady Aragosta wrote:

Its mighty tusks will shred your flesh from your bones. Its sinuous tentacles will crush you in their fearsome grip. Its mandibles will tear you limb from limb. It will slit your gaskin, and your welchet will be torn asunder with many claws, your moules will be shown to the four winds and your figgin placed upon a spike.

Also there are two more right behind it.

I have opposable thumbs.
I don't know anymore

'Opposable', not 'apposable'. And indeed you do. They're very nice, but they won't save you from the fiend.

Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

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