The formation of the anti-Aragosta coalition!

Today a noble alliance of CarKing VI of Vehicala, Claudio, Saviour and leader of Portugal and Amotah, hero of Alberta has formed in order to bring down the vile Lady Aragosta, who accused her king of lies and has insulted and attacked his allies. Her realm holds a dark secret that must be banishedโ€ฆ.

We welcome more allies into our cause! We must all work together for the freedom of the forum land! March, for the noble coalition!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

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thats what I wrote.

I don't know anymore

Nah I just nuked it and the problem went away. Turns out the worst of humanity is worse than ancient evils beyond physical comprehension.

Still like 5000 of these guysโ€ฆ


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

What, all of them? And your nukes survived my anti-air?

I'm tempted to make them nuclear-proof but that's too much of an Arse Pull.

Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
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A good part of them.

ICBM CAN NOT BE SHOT DOWN I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU THAT IN THE LORDโ€™S SUMMIT!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Amotah wrote:

thats what I wrote.
Rubbish.
Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

Carking the 6th wrote:

A good part of them.

ICBM CAN NOT BE SHOT DOWN I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU THAT IN THE LORDโ€™S SUMMIT!

Pardon me, but did you specify their being ICBMs? I don't recall your ever having done so.
Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

What do you take me for a caveman? We went over this in the lords summit as well! All nuclear weapons in the vehicle are ICBMโ€™s (except for a few stored) after the 3rd Panjimanian war!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Have you looked at your nuclear arsenal lately? If my spies did their job properly your ICBMs should all have suffered mysterious malfunctions.

Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

Actually I check them all before I go to sleep and then take them apart and look at their beautiful mechanisms while making sure my babies are in tip top-shapeโ€ฆ

Ah! What were you saying?


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

Actually I check them all before I go to sleep and then take them apart and look at their beautiful mechanisms while making sure my babies are in tip top-shapeโ€ฆ

Ah! What were you saying?

do you make sure to walk them and feed them at least twice a day?
I don't know anymore

Make sure they get exercised regularly.

Her Ladyship Aragosta
A.K.A. "The Backstab Person"
Pan-Asian is a better doctrine than Axis when played correctly and you cannot change my mind.
You just lost The Game.
Join the Madness here:
CoW Forum Players! Unite!

Carking the 6th wrote:

You, monke (who may or may not be a double agent) and comrade Simps? What a dream team!
You forgot about me >:(

I shall use my secret weapon, ADHD, to win this battle-

It balanced out and you have no advantage


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

It balanced out and you have no advantage
Oh but I haven't called the lizard people yet have I, hmm?

USSR. Easy solution


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

USSR. Easy solution
You know that the USSR contains the highest percentage of lizard people, I presume?

Fuck your lizards Iโ€™ll throw another asteroid!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

Fuck your lizards Iโ€™ll throw another asteroid!
Ahhh, silly monkes. You think the dinosaurs died? They just went into hiding, evolved, and we are their kin. We let you mammals run this world for 65 million years, and now it is our turn...

Nah get your pigeon headed chicanery out of here hell nah


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

Nah get your pigeon headed chicanery out of here hell nah
My boy, you refuse to believe what has been staring into your eyes for 65 million years? Predicable. You mortals are all alike.

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