The only thing that is immortal is crocodiles
CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
Today a noble alliance of CarKing VI of Vehicala, Claudio, Saviour and leader of Portugal and Amotah, hero of Alberta has formed in order to bring down the vile Lady Aragosta, who accused her king of lies and has insulted and attacked his allies. Her realm holds a dark secret that must be banished….
We welcome more allies into our cause! We must all work together for the freedom of the forum land! March, for the noble coalition!
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The only thing that is immortal is crocodiles
Ah, our esteemed cousins! I didn't know you knew them? It seems we have mutual acquaintances, my boy!Carking the 6th wrote:
The only thing that is immortal is crocodiles
You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally thoCarking the 6th wrote:
You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.

Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friendAmotah wrote:
You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers._Pyth0n_ wrote:
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally thoCarking the 6th wrote:
You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friendAmotah wrote:
You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
You can thank us for all the carbon emissions that were releasedAmotah wrote:
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers._Pyth0n_ wrote:
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally thoCarking the 6th wrote:
You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friendAmotah wrote:
You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.

Which is also destroying your home? In fact it is destroying yours faster than ours._Pyth0n_ wrote:
You can thank us for all the carbon emissions that were releasedAmotah wrote:
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers._Pyth0n_ wrote:
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally thoCarking the 6th wrote:
You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friendAmotah wrote:
You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Man get your cold blooded head out of here Mr.I get my body used for medicine-looking snake eyed fool with your best and brightest being mark Zuckerberg smh
What is that incoherent babbling I hear? Hmm, must be the wind...Carking the 6th wrote:
Man get your cold blooded head out of here Mr.I get my body used for medicine-looking snake eyed fool with your best and brightest being mark Zuckerberg smh
We came from space, genius. Who else sent the asteroid?Amotah wrote:
Which is also destroying your home? In fact it is destroying yours faster than ours._Pyth0n_ wrote:
You can thank us for all the carbon emissions that were releasedAmotah wrote:
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers._Pyth0n_ wrote:
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally thoCarking the 6th wrote:
You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friendAmotah wrote:
You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Came from space, should of stayed there._Pyth0n_ wrote:
What is that incoherent babbling I hear? Hmm, must be the wind...Carking the 6th wrote:
Man get your cold blooded head out of here Mr.I get my body used for medicine-looking snake eyed fool with your best and brightest being mark Zuckerberg smhWe came from space, genius. Who else sent the asteroid?Amotah wrote:
Which is also destroying your home? In fact it is destroying yours faster than ours._Pyth0n_ wrote:
You can thank us for all the carbon emissions that were releasedAmotah wrote:
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers._Pyth0n_ wrote:
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally thoCarking the 6th wrote:
You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friendAmotah wrote:
You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Agreed. The planet was fine when we arrived, but you humans ruined itAmotah wrote:
Came from space, should of stayed there._Pyth0n_ wrote:
What is that incoherent babbling I hear? Hmm, must be the wind...Carking the 6th wrote:
Man get your cold blooded head out of here Mr.I get my body used for medicine-looking snake eyed fool with your best and brightest being mark Zuckerberg smhWe came from space, genius. Who else sent the asteroid?Amotah wrote:
Which is also destroying your home? In fact it is destroying yours faster than ours._Pyth0n_ wrote:
You can thank us for all the carbon emissions that were releasedAmotah wrote:
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers._Pyth0n_ wrote:
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally thoCarking the 6th wrote:
You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friendAmotah wrote:
You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.

Humans are superior and we are secretly trying to wipe all non-human life off of earth in order to make this the human only planet it should be. Once it is achieved the empire of Earth will be created and humans will gain immortality.
Hah, maybe in a couple millennia. By then we'll have tired our your people so much that we allow such an empire to grow, just because we got bored of waiting.Carking the 6th wrote:
Humans are superior and we are secretly trying to wipe all non-human life off of earth in order to make this the human only planet it should be. Once it is achieved the empire of Earth will be created and humans will gain immortality.
Give it a century tops
maybe a few months if Putin decides to Begin the process now.
Don't get me started on that guy...Carking the 6th wrote:
maybe a few months if Putin decides to Begin the process now.
I was surprised to learn that he didn’t work for you to be honest.
ShhhhhCarking the 6th wrote:
I was surprised to learn that he didn’t work for you to be honest.
Yeah really Unnoble how he betrayed his native kind like that
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