The formation of the anti-Aragosta coalition!

Today a noble alliance of CarKing VI of Vehicala, Claudio, Saviour and leader of Portugal and Amotah, hero of Alberta has formed in order to bring down the vile Lady Aragosta, who accused her king of lies and has insulted and attacked his allies. Her realm holds a dark secret that must be banished….

We welcome more allies into our cause! We must all work together for the freedom of the forum land! March, for the noble coalition!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

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The only thing that is immortal is crocodiles


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

The only thing that is immortal is crocodiles
Ah, our esteemed cousins! I didn't know you knew them? It seems we have mutual acquaintances, my boy!

You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.

I don't know anymore

Carking the 6th wrote:

You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally tho ;)

Amotah wrote:

You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friend

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally tho ;)

Amotah wrote:

You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friend
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers.
I don't know anymore

Amotah wrote:

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally tho ;)

Amotah wrote:

You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friend
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers.
You can thank us for all the carbon emissions that were released ;)

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Amotah wrote:

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally tho ;)

Amotah wrote:

You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friend
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers.
You can thank us for all the carbon emissions that were released ;)
Which is also destroying your home? In fact it is destroying yours faster than ours.
I don't know anymore

Man get your cold blooded head out of here Mr.I get my body used for medicine-looking snake eyed fool with your best and brightest being mark Zuckerberg smh


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

Man get your cold blooded head out of here Mr.I get my body used for medicine-looking snake eyed fool with your best and brightest being mark Zuckerberg smh
What is that incoherent babbling I hear? Hmm, must be the wind...

Amotah wrote:

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Amotah wrote:

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally tho ;)

Amotah wrote:

You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friend
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers.
You can thank us for all the carbon emissions that were released ;)
Which is also destroying your home? In fact it is destroying yours faster than ours.
We came from space, genius. Who else sent the asteroid?

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

Man get your cold blooded head out of here Mr.I get my body used for medicine-looking snake eyed fool with your best and brightest being mark Zuckerberg smh
What is that incoherent babbling I hear? Hmm, must be the wind...

Amotah wrote:

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Amotah wrote:

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally tho ;)

Amotah wrote:

You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friend
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers.
You can thank us for all the carbon emissions that were released ;)
Which is also destroying your home? In fact it is destroying yours faster than ours.
We came from space, genius. Who else sent the asteroid?
Came from space, should of stayed there.
I don't know anymore

Amotah wrote:

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

Man get your cold blooded head out of here Mr.I get my body used for medicine-looking snake eyed fool with your best and brightest being mark Zuckerberg smh
What is that incoherent babbling I hear? Hmm, must be the wind...

Amotah wrote:

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Amotah wrote:

_Pyth0n_ wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

You’re more related to birds. Even then birds are driven to extinction every day simply by the excesses of civilization.
Oh, our scouts? They are just experiments that we released into the wild to spy on the mammals. Don't take it personally tho ;)

Amotah wrote:

You can't even use reptiles against me, I am Australian.
Who do you think started the bush fires? The sun? It was the reptiles' revenge, my friend
Sure is a shame it about only impacted your homes, and only harmed a small amount of farmers.
You can thank us for all the carbon emissions that were released ;)
Which is also destroying your home? In fact it is destroying yours faster than ours.
We came from space, genius. Who else sent the asteroid?
Came from space, should of stayed there.
Agreed. The planet was fine when we arrived, but you humans ruined it :P

Humans are superior and we are secretly trying to wipe all non-human life off of earth in order to make this the human only planet it should be. Once it is achieved the empire of Earth will be created and humans will gain immortality.


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

Humans are superior and we are secretly trying to wipe all non-human life off of earth in order to make this the human only planet it should be. Once it is achieved the empire of Earth will be created and humans will gain immortality.
Hah, maybe in a couple millennia. By then we'll have tired our your people so much that we allow such an empire to grow, just because we got bored of waiting.

Give it a century tops


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

maybe a few months if Putin decides to Begin the process now.


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

maybe a few months if Putin decides to Begin the process now.
Don't get me started on that guy...

I was surprised to learn that he didn’t work for you to be honest.


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

I was surprised to learn that he didn’t work for you to be honest.
Shhhhh

Yeah really Unnoble how he betrayed his native kind like that


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

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