The grand, most pompous and excellent because he is British chap has returned

*Sitting on rocking chair smoking pipe, around him are young children eagerly listening for the next tale of heroics and most brilliant daring-do*

back in my day is was a high up fellow in a forum for an internet game, I was of highest society, dining in all the finest restaurant and drinking rum by the fireside with all the other sophisticated gentleman of my time. It was the best of days! The grandest of them all! However I was busy, first with work and then with another topic which I will divulge into later.

*Sits back in Salvatore Ferragamo smoking jacket clearing out pipe*

I come to apologise to the great chaps I suddenly abandoned with very little reason or explanation, but now I am back.

I was away because working for a school lots of commitments are are needed to be adhered to and I chose them over this, (after all they pay the wage not this forum) A dying dog which had it's suffering prolonged by legal cases with vets over their stupidity and a looooonnnnnnngggg drawn-out application process for joining the Royal navy which also meant I had less time for this.

*Places pipe down and looks at burgundy slippers*

But fear not! for I am back, with extra time on my hands (and the school's wifi password) I am able to rejoin my chums and put the fear of god into any n00b incarnate.