You just got invaded from almost winning a solo and your kdr decreased to .35
You decide to join an all in map
Country selection isn't working
You press random buttons, then end up as Luxembourg
Belgium, Germany, and France form the "'anti Luxembourg pact".
Britain decides to help you with his coalition
You mistakenly put all the plans to Belgium instead of Britain.
They threat Britain and he stops helping you.
Then after they peace period they cut you ā each and defeat you.
You RAGEQUIT, DELETE COW , SMASH YOUR MACBOOK PRO(everyone knows how much it costs)
10 Replies
12 May 2023, 10:44
ComradeGenz wrote:
Then after they peace period they cut you ā each and defeat you.
I have 3 provinces who gets the VP? I could get them to fight over it, even if I can no longer take advantage of anything.
Aeroplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. ā Marshal Foch A pretty mechanical toy [...] the war will never be won by such machines. ā Lord Kitchener, on tanks
12 May 2023, 12:19
Hopefully someone else burns down Europe
CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
12 May 2023, 16:16
We need MOAR DOOM THREADS
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass "The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply" Secretary of Nova0213
That moment when you join your first game in months.
HWW, you have been waiting for HOURS, and you skipped some days just so you can get an Empty HWW
You finally get a 0 HWW , you join it , INTERNET KAPUT . You retry COW, but it loads a different map , you join the HWW again.
Germany is taken (but that is expected), so are most of the majors, but you can prolly join as Japan.
JAPAN IS TAEKEN , you try the mediums in any other continent. ALL THE MEDIUMS ARE TAKEN THE MAP IS HALF FULL
No time to regret, You push yourself into joining the map since you already waited DAYS
Join as Spain
Maybe a nice playthrough of Spain can work, maybe if these Majors are dumb I could have a free hand in Africa or something. Daydreaming on how to win with Spain
You check newspaper,
ALT HISTORY RP Round LESGOOO everyone RPing. Democratic Italy being attacked by Britain. Poland being invaded by Germany, Napoleon IV crowned Emperor. Very cool rp, maybe u can grow Spain .
BRITISH NAVY IN GIBRALTAR, FRENCH NAVY IN BARCELONA
Just waiting to die.
PS: HWW playthrough coming through
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass "The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply" Secretary of Nova0213
13 May 2023, 07:17
Karl von Krass wrote:
Is the Golden Spire still looking for members?
Aeroplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. ā Marshal Foch A pretty mechanical toy [...] the war will never be won by such machines. ā Lord Kitchener, on tanks
13 May 2023, 07:22
Lord Crayfish wrote:
Karl von Krass wrote:
Is the Golden Spire still looking for members?
I disbanded the Spire. It is just a cult now.
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass "The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply" Secretary of Nova0213
13 May 2023, 07:22
Lord Crayfish wrote:
Karl von Krass wrote:
Is the Golden Spire still looking for members?
it died
The President
13 May 2023, 19:32
Karl von Krass wrote:
That moment when you join your first game in months.
HWW, you have been waiting for HOURS, and you skipped some days just so you can get an Empty HWW
You finally get a 0 HWW , you join it , INTERNET KAPUT . You retry COW, but it loads a different map , you join the HWW again.
Germany is taken (but that is expected), so are most of the majors, but you can prolly join as Japan.
JAPAN IS TAEKEN , you try the mediums in any other continent. ALL THE MEDIUMS ARE TAKEN THE MAP IS HALF FULL
No time to regret, You push yourself into joining the map since you already waited DAYS
Join as Spain
Maybe a nice playthrough of Spain can work, maybe if these Majors are dumb I could have a free hand in Africa or something. Daydreaming on how to win with Spain
You check newspaper,
ALT HISTORY RP Round LESGOOO everyone RPing. Democratic Italy being attacked by Britain. Poland being invaded by Germany, Napoleon IV crowned Emperor. Very cool rp, maybe u can grow Spain .
, you join it 
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