Vive le Empire!!!!

https://imgur.com/a/jVIkWzG

I couldn’t upload a photo idk why

attack Spain

Going to...

Just need to capture Merdeland and Joseph Bonaparte can be once more king of Spain.

Oh and glad you could get here @Thomas Edward

Ahem hand over the French Empire right now to me Napoleon Bonaparte

Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus Alexandera Nevsky orders execution of Napoleon and all family and possible heirs to the throne right now.

I conquered Europe is all i have to say

Nope, you forgot Iceland and some of Russia. The Romans conquered Italy, Vatican, San Marino, Andorra, Malta, Cyprus, Greece, Macedonia, Serbia and Montenegro, Croatia, Slovenia, Albania, Bulgaria, Spain, Portugal, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Belgium, France, Monaco , The whole of Luxembourg, most of Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Hungary, Germany, Romania, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, Lebanon, Syria, Israel, Palestine, Turkey, most of Jordan, Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, and Morocco. As the emperor, I control more than you. Get lost.

Anyway...

Not much happened in the great world today so I'll talk about some diplomacy and other countries

Turkey:

Turkey is in a coalition with Brutus and I. TBH, I'm considering just killing them as they are a pretty bad player (@'BrutusTrump' whatdaya think?). They don't escort their battleships, they send stacks of just med tanks to attack lone provinces, they only use lvl one units, and much much more.

Germany:

Despite having the largest army (12%), Germany has only conquered Zurich and hasn't showed many signs of life. They briefly surprise attacked me with 1 infantry but were beaten back.

Australia:

Australia, although ignoring their economy, has a super navy and a deep understanding of gameplay as demonstrated by stack composition, assault kinds, and their usage of infrastructure.

Yugoslavia:

Yugoslavia spammed units on my border...only to be attacked by Turkey (who stole a country from me). Yugoslavia is completely dead. They have terrible units and are bragging about a non-existent AC in the newspaper.

USA:

The USA, in a fit of stupidity, removed all of their units from the Philippines to defend Hawaii from a single Japanese sub. THE PHILIPPINES IS CLOSER TO JAPAN THAN HAWAII YOU EEJIT!!!

Japan:

Japan seems to be a decent player although I don't have any intel on them yet. They are working with me an providing free resources as I am friends with Poland. Much less toxic than Japan in the last game I was in.

Le Philippines are emptied of everything but the Destroyers to stop the Japanese subs

Le Empire!!!!! It has 490 vps, compared to the 340 of Japan and the 90 of Mexitaco.

Spain has gone Inactive

The Yugoslav situation

Australia is looking strong.

Germany is in perfect position to die. You've surrounded him on the south, so once you push right, you can charge north and get across defenses to berlin

Perhaps I will convince Turkey to attack before I backstab pre-empitively strike

whowh wrote:

Perhaps I will convince Turkey to attack before I backstab pre-empitively strike

If you do pre-emptively strike Turkey, an issue I will remain neutral on, Australia would be a good replacement.

Or perhaps just us. That would allow a longer game for us and therefore more thread reporting.

Alexandera Nevsky wrote:

Nope, you forgot Iceland and some of Russia. The Romans conquered Italy, Vatican, San Marino, Andorra, Malta, Cyprus, Greece, Macedonia, Serbia and Montenegro, Croatia, Slovenia, Albania, Bulgaria, Spain, Portugal, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Belgium, France, Monaco , The whole of Luxembourg, most of Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Hungary, Germany, Romania, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, Lebanon, Syria, Israel, Palestine, Turkey, most of Jordan, Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, and Morocco. As the emperor, I control more than you. Get lost.

dumdum the romans never passed the rhine and never beat the welsh and scottish

Whoever did it, they made a mistake

ok good for you sire

Sorry for the lack of replies.

With the liberation of Yugoslavia and the installment of Grandempire Bonaparte as King of Spain, Plans for operation Dinnertime were initiated. The following is the transcripts for the plans for this operation.

Turkey=Pot pie

Attack=dine

Ankara=high table

France = pigeon pie

Mexico = taco pie

USSR=comrade pie

Battleship (bb) = big bird

Submarine= Floor crawler

Romania = quiche

Armored but well composed stack = s’mores

Balkan’s= crumbs

Syria= beef Wellington

Mot infantry= forks

WHOWH: When pot pie attempts to eat quiche, pigeon pie can cooperate with comrade pie to eat pot pie. The eating can consist of the floor crawlers eating all of the big birds while some s’mores eat the crumbs. Forks from the beef Wellington can try to get on the high table to end the war.

BRUTUSTRUMP: You must be hungry and bored. I translated it.

BRUTUSTRUMP: Code Red. Code Red. Comrade Pie is down. I repeat, Comrade Pie is down.

WHOWH: Oh no. Looks like we’ll need the quiche’s assistance. And I thought it was well themed with the food. You are mexitaco, and turkey is a bird

WHOWH: Oh and quiche is also down.

WHOWH: Here, you can spy on pot pie while I attack them. I just need more forks

With units in place for the dining of the pot pie, all seemed to be going according to plan...

But, no plan is perfect. It was not predicted that the German Empire would want to play

Bombers were scrambled and units preparing for operation Pied Piper (the dining of Pot pie) were redirected to the new frontline. Fortunately, the small garrison was able to hold off the initial german wave while bombers wrecked havoc on the non AA escorted german forces.

The new frontline

Good news! The German secondary line is empty!