you are not my bossGrandEmpire wrote:
bad meme karl. I want more good meme
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you are not my bossGrandEmpire wrote:
bad meme karl. I want more good meme
idk if i'm even allowed to post this or not.
hey @BMfox, @DoctorDR1, @Tribunate, @Ciro702 please remove this if it is not allowed.jefin b wrote:
idk if i'm even allowed to post this or not.
Hey, as long as it doesn't praise him or any dictators or war criminals, you should be good : P
ok, thanks.Ciro702 wrote:
Hey, as long as it doesn't praise him or any dictators or war criminals, you should be good : P

Well i suppose it could be considered sexist.jefin b wrote:
idk if i'm even allowed to post this or not.
ye but it is funny.RBoi200 wrote:
Well i suppose it could be considered sexist.jefin b wrote:
idk if i'm even allowed to post this or not.
too funny. These things are good.vietcong2005 wrote:
Germany:The abusive dadSoviet Union: The abusive motherwhowh wrote:
it be like:Germany: wannabe boxer with some skills and temper issues
Britain: Experienced boxer towards end of career
France: Old man who used to box
USSR: The fat guy who just uses his extreme weight when fighting
The low countries and scandanavia: some kids who are picked on by germany
Hungary and Romania: Germany's fellow bullies
Italy: The kid who wants to be cool
Spain: The bully who got detention before anything started
US: The kid who sits in the corner and everyone doubts but suddenly turns out to be Muhammed Ali in disguise
British Commonwealth: Britain's buddies from the pub
Japan: The guy from another place that decides to join the fight for fun.
Italy: The aunt who thinks that she's trying to help.
America: The child services who are trying to take the children in.
Poland: The oldest daughter who is abused by the dad and the mother after refusing to cook a meal.
France: The second oldest brother who thought he would have a chance.
UK: The big brother who can actually defend himself against his parents
Japan: The uncle who's on drugs.
Nationalist China: The uncle's 12 year old wife who is constantly raped and abused by the uncle.
Romania, Hungary, and Bulgaria: The cousins who think they're trying to help.
Denmark: The infant who is abused, but is unaware of what is happening
Finland: The abusive dad's friend who think's he's helping
Spain: The abusive dad's little brother who decides not to get involved.
Sweden and Switzerland: The neighbors that don't really care what's going on.
Belgium: The second youngest brother who knew it was coming, but couldn't do anything about it.
Netherlands: The youngest daughter who didn't even know what was happening before it was too late.
Norway: Stabbed in the chest by the dad, but is later rescued by the child services.
Yugoslavia and Greece : The bystanders who got shot by the dad after calling the police
MORE
MOAR
more more more more 10/10 jokes guysKarl von Krass wrote:
MOAR
when I'm in my PC I will give you More
Germany gas gas gas gas Iβm gonna step on the gas
Us the police that realized Germany was going 110mph.
1933: Germany recieves new sports car
1939: Germany takes car for spin going slightly to fast through small town. Local Cop UK one bicycle says stop but Germany doesn't
1940: Germany goes faster and UK is still trying to give speeding ticket using bicycle
1941: Drunk driver Japan drives into cop USA who realizes germany is speeding and chases Germany and Japan in car. UK still on bicylce
1942 and 1943: Overdramatic car chase scene
1944: US shoots away tires of Germany.
1945 cop Soviet union suddenly drives in front of Germany and takes the credit for arresting him
ya lol the taken credit part is by far the best lol ok.whowh wrote:
1933: Germany recieves new sports car1939: Germany takes car for spin going slightly to fast through small town. Local Cop UK one bicycle says stop but Germany doesn't
1940: Germany goes faster and UK is still trying to give speeding ticket using bicycle
1941: Drunk driver Japan drives into cop USA who realizes germany is speeding and chases Germany and Japan in car. UK still on bicylce
1942 and 1943: Overdramatic car chase scene
1944: US shoots away tires of Germany.
1945 cop Soviet union suddenly drives in front of Germany and takes the credit for arresting him
tbh the Soviet Union actually played a large role in WW2.whowh wrote:
1945 cop Soviet union suddenly drives in front of Germany and takes the credit for arresting him
The Soviets were the one that shot off the tire. While, the cop USA just arrives out of the blue and takes credit for World War II.Larry is god lol lol wrote:
ya lol the taken credit part is by far the best lol ok.whowh wrote:
1933: Germany recieves new sports car1939: Germany takes car for spin going slightly to fast through small town. Local Cop UK one bicycle says stop but Germany doesn't
1940: Germany goes faster and UK is still trying to give speeding ticket using bicycle
1941: Drunk driver Japan drives into cop USA who realizes germany is speeding and chases Germany and Japan in car. UK still on bicylce
1942 and 1943: Overdramatic car chase scene
1944: US shoots away tires of Germany.
1945 cop Soviet union suddenly drives in front of Germany and takes the credit for arresting him
Just playing around with the above one. Besides, the jokes don't need to be accurate.
ye but i hate it when people dont give credit to USSR. 47 million soviets died for gods sake.
Also why is japan drunk? They had very good reasons for attacking pearl harbour. Plus japan was isolated until USA forced it to give up its ideology and resources.
Its more like this:
Germany get strong while teachers ignored. Germany attacks multiple students. Germany attacks poland. Uk and france go y u do dat we eat u now. Germany says uno rev3rse card and eats France, leaving 80 yr old teacher uk. Germany bite UK but UK kicks him in the crotch. Germany turns around and attacks by stander student. By stander secretly professional assassin. Bystander begins to sqeeze germany. Japan goes banzai and attacks everyone because everyone bullied it. Usa the bully who was just watching starts beating up Japan. Germany turns and spits at usa. Usa just beats up japan and pushes germany a bit. Uk begins to grab france.ussr stabs berlin way before USa.
Oh ye and all the while Italy was throwing pizza at everyone
Hey, how about this:
Germany, the UK, and France are all boxers who want their kids to be boxers too. Germany decides to beat up Poland(who is not a boxer). The UK and France aren't happy about that so they poke Germany. Then Germany punches France in the face. France dies. France's kid(Free France) runs to the UK. The UK and his kid are scared and run away from Germany with France's kid.
Italy is Germany's boxing friend but is really bad. Still, Italy decides to beat up UK's kid in a back ally(Africa). Italy gets kicked in the butt. Italy runs to Germany and Germany tells his kid(Rommel) to go beat up UK's kid. UK's kid gets beat up badly and has bruises all over him. Big US Police peers over and beats up Germany's son and Italy. They run back to Daddy Germany.
Meanwhile, Germany decided to beat up the champion boxer the Soviet Union. First, Germany punches the Soviet Union in the stomach. Then it gets cold and Germany freezes up. Then the Soviet Union kicks Germany back.
Then, US Police finds out how Germany killed France. The UK, US, and the Soviet Union beat up Germany. They accidentally split Germany in half. OH NO!!!
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