Sure. @SamPGS_17, copy paste that paragraph you wrote about Soviet Onion!
Can I be forgiven?
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Hmmm remind meCarking the 6th wrote:
Sure. @SamPGS_17, copy paste that paragraph you wrote about Soviet Onion!

During the thread where soviet onion apologized?
To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.
And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.
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?Lord Crayfish wrote:
To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.
This sounds like something from the BibleLord Crayfish wrote:
To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.
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Its a jokeWednesdayAddams wrote:
?Lord Crayfish wrote:
To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.
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hm
I'm almost certain it started as a word-for-word quote from the Bible, but Crayfish edited it to include lobsters instead of regular sacrificial animals. Enough passages of this nature exist that it would be hard for me to find out which one, though.TheZhukov wrote:
This sounds like something from the BibleLord Crayfish wrote:
To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.
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I think it is about sacrificing a calf
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Iβm no expert, but pretty sure lobster isnβt kosher.TheZhukov wrote:
This sounds like something from the BibleLord Crayfish wrote:
To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.
Again, lots of passages of this kind exist.
One moment where I check the bit about the various types of sacrifices. It's probably the sin offering.
Edit: I checked, and most of the sacrifice instructions are a fair bit more complicated than I recalled, so Crayfish's probably isn't an edited direct quote after all.
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They aren't.6thDragon wrote:
Iβm no expert, but pretty sure lobster isnβt kosher.
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No pagan rituals here! Only sacrifices to the great god Freezy!
Yes, the Wolf -God
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are u kosher6thDragon wrote:
Iβm no expert, but pretty sure lobster isnβt kosher.TheZhukov wrote:
This sounds like something from the BibleLord Crayfish wrote:
To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.
Seeing as he said he is not an expert, you can read between the line to assume not.
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If referring to the OP, she can be rather outspoken or shouty, but I've never seen her actually bullying anyone.
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