Can I be forgiven?

Sorry guys I am being too much lately, I shouldnt be yelling at new ppl bc Im new myself

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Sure. @SamPGS_17, copy paste that paragraph you wrote about Soviet Onion!


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Thank you

Carking the 6th wrote:

Sure. @SamPGS_17, copy paste that paragraph you wrote about Soviet Onion!
Hmmm remind me ;(
Have a blessed day <3

During the thread where soviet onion apologized?


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To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.

And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.

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Lord Crayfish wrote:

To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.

And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.

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Lord Crayfish wrote:

To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.

And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.

This sounds like something from the Bible
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WednesdayAddams wrote:

Lord Crayfish wrote:

To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.

And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.

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Its a joke
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hm

TheZhukov wrote:

Lord Crayfish wrote:

To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.

And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.

This sounds like something from the Bible
I'm almost certain it started as a word-for-word quote from the Bible, but Crayfish edited it to include lobsters instead of regular sacrificial animals. Enough passages of this nature exist that it would be hard for me to find out which one, though.
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I think it is about sacrificing a calf

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TheZhukov wrote:

Lord Crayfish wrote:

To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.

And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.

This sounds like something from the Bible
I’m no expert, but pretty sure lobster isn’t kosher.

Again, lots of passages of this kind exist.

One moment where I check the bit about the various types of sacrifices. It's probably the sin offering.

Edit: I checked, and most of the sacrifice instructions are a fair bit more complicated than I recalled, so Crayfish's probably isn't an edited direct quote after all.

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6thDragon wrote:

I’m no expert, but pretty sure lobster isn’t kosher.
They aren't.
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No pagan rituals here! Only sacrifices to the great god Freezy!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Yes, the Wolf -God

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6thDragon wrote:

TheZhukov wrote:

Lord Crayfish wrote:

To be forgiven, you must first take a young lobster and a year-old tiger prawn, without spot or defect. Take the lobster, and take a flint knife and cut its nervous system. And ye shall bisect the lobster two in two; and place the prawn between them. And ye shall sprinkle thyself with the blood of the lobster.

And ye shall boil them in water, then grilling the lobster sides above the altar, to make a pleasing aroma. Therefore shalt thou make appeasement and atone for your sin.

This sounds like something from the Bible
I’m no expert, but pretty sure lobster isn’t kosher.
are u kosher

Seeing as he said he is not an expert, you can read between the line to assume not.


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Why do u bulli ppl?

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Who?

If referring to the OP, she can be rather outspoken or shouty, but I've never seen her actually bullying anyone.

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