I'm in an "End Game" scenario

you should be able. Scroll down the newspaper…

else

a very bad bug

OysterT wrote:

There are only two human players remaining. Why can't we retire?

There is no opportunity in the paper.

OysterT wrote:

There is no opportunity in the paper.

Are you on browser or mobile? The mobile newspaper often limits how far you can scroll, preventing players from seeing the Retire button. Try opening COW in browser.

If you're in browser already then I'm not sure what to do. I know Retire is still an option as I just saw it in a game a few days ago.

I'm now the solo human in the game. It's weird!

I'm on browser. i'll try again, I guess.

It has been a week and srtill no answer. The game is a complete waste of time with random Ai attacks, but I can't get out of it without just quitting. Someone please help!

OysterT wrote:

It has been a week and srtill no answer. The game is a complete waste of time with random Ai attacks, but I can't get out of it without just quitting. Someone please help!