Alternate Cold War 1949 RP; An Archive of Game 7414223

ne parlons-nous pas tous français

San Arta too? This just keeps getting worse!

Je ne suis pas une merde de San Arta

honte à toi

Claudio NVKP wrote:

honte à toiplus comme une portugaise éhontée

The stuff that happened behind the walls of this thread

Je ne savais pas que nous avions une si grande communauté.

Carking the 6th wrote:

Claudio NVKP wrote:

me me too, mister

Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles

You too?! This can’t be!

I’m in a room full of these Frenchmen! God help me, no one deserves this!

Never fear, my avatar has a Bren gun, which he can shoot clear,

And he knows just where, those 30 rounds can hit, which can cause Claudio, Class, and onion to go mentally impaired.

The terrible things I can say to make things rhyme.

Zaktty wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

Claudio NVKP wrote:

me me too, mister

Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles

You too?! This can’t be!I’m in a room full of these Frenchmen! God help me, no one deserves this!

Do you get why we left the EU now?

Never fear, my avatar has a Bren gun, which he can shoot clear,

And he knows just where, those 30 rounds can hit, which can cause Claudio, Class, and onion to go mentally impaired.

The terrible things I can say to make things rhyme.

Did people actually believe it? Of course it’s a joke!

Claudio NVKP wrote:

Did people actually believe it? Of course it’s a joke!

Except in 1914.

Carking the 6th wrote:

Claudio NVKP wrote:

me me too, mister

Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles

You too?! This can’t be!

I’m in a room full of these Frenchmen! God help me, no one deserves this!

Zaktty wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

Claudio NVKP wrote:

me me too, mister

Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles

You too?! This can’t be!I’m in a room full of these Frenchmen! God help me, no one deserves this!

Do you get why we left the EU now?

Never fear, my avatar has a Bren gun, which he can shoot clear,

And he knows just where, those 30 rounds can hit, which can cause Claudio, Class, and onion to go mentally impaired.

The terrible things I can say to make things rhyme.

More clear than the bottle of beer that would peer in your soul and sear in your wounds.

Yeah I’m better at making trash rhymes

Ok, please try to limit messages here, until after I've posted all my stuff, I could do with some help posting the newspaper btw, if anyone wants to.

Day 7:

Rebellion in Norway, and Libyan casualties in the war.

War reports from Libya and Greece.

The war in Greece worsens when Yugoslavia sinks British convoys, killing 37,000 britons, and British Royal navy fights the Yugoslav Navy, killing 20,000.

Bulgarian leader takes press questions, shooting one, and nearly shooting another reporter, he reveals war in Frace is doing well, and that he will be running in new democratic elections.

JNR: Update on Greek war, and Poland says the following:

Polish president unequivocally condemns the Swedish invasion of Norway. This was unjustified and serves only one purpose, which is Sweden's obvious attempt to expand its territory and imperialize other nations. We will impose sanctions on Sweden. They will have to pay m.in. 25,000 money 5000 foods 3500 products 3500 metal 3500 oil 5000 rare materials to Yugoslavia. We, Poland, will have to pay: 15,000 money 4000 food 2500 products 2500 metal 2500 oil 4000 rare materials to Yugoslavia. Poland will not tolerate attacks on its brothers by ruthless would-be empires. Any other state that commits an unjustified attack will be subject to the same sanction.

followed by this in a second newspaper article that I won't publish because it is surrounded by Spam, and Brando Dilla (Yugoslavia) announcing that all articles are to be wrote in English,

The article says that the West or East Germans have insulted the Polish leader directly (not to be posted on forum), and this will mean more military presence in the region.

Yugoslavia orders all units on their side of the Adriatic Sea to be sunk, the USSR supports this, the German Civil War ends, resulting in a new kaiser, and the Danube nations merge into one country.

Communist party win the Swedish elections, and Finland attacked Sweden for being at war with "Norway".

The UK violates the Yugoslav decree, resulting in the sinking of the convoys

(this so broke the 24-hour war warning, and 6 hour sinking warning).

Swden denies Norway claims, Finland is dictatorship, and USSR supports Sweden's new communist government.

finish leader dies.

Sweden denies invading Noway (true).

UK essentially declares war on Yugoslavia and triggers NATO article 5.

France then sent articles backing UK up (Thanks Mr Class).

Yugoslavia comments on war in Libya, and denies UK claims of surprise attack (I was asleep, no warnings).

France and USSR comment (spam) on War in Libya, USSR lost the battle of Tunis embarrassingly, France has lost 15 units so far, USSR 10.

Finland announces a plan for a united - noncommunist Scandinavia, and France and Yugoslavia make peace.

Map for Day #7

End of day 7 (early 1951)

Lol I was also joking I am not french, being french is a disaster.