Best newspaper dramas

Lol, newspaper drama is mostly salty teens arguing. It is funny tho.

The current forum HWW

In my current game in WAW, I'm playing as Poland. Kazakhstan is convinced that he's gonna liberate France by invading it (yep) and Manchuria hates me so they're trying to get all of Europe to declare war on me. Thing is, I'm allies with the rest of Europe, so he fell flat on his face there.

It roughly went like this:

Manchuria: WE'RE GONNA F POLAND UP, WHO'S WITH ME?!?!

*Crickets Chirping*

Manchuko is also fucking up Poland in our game as well…

Except he's not actually f*cking me up, just embarrassing himself lol

Are Japan and China breathing down his neck?

Not as far as I know....

Also, idk why this is down as a roleplay thread

Interesting… did it get moved or did you make it on the wrong place?

I probably made it in the wrong place. Oh well, always learning.

Any other newspaper dramas then?

This one Homefront where I had some funny banter with a homophobe and then we got him banned (also killed his friend). I won that game!

Lol yeah Manchuria said POLAND IS GAY in the newspaper which

A) Isn't true

B) Is not an insult

Damn, what an emo freak. Can’t believe he hates happy people

Ye bro, living my best life

Carking the 6th wrote:

This one Homefront where I had some funny banter with a homophobe and then we got him banned (also killed his friend). I won that game!

Fun times

One time I was playing a Clash of Nations game, and one of my irl friends was in our coalition. So, because Clash of Nations is just Inactive Sandwich, we both started messing around in the newspaper. It sounded like you would expect it to go, and ended with me threatening to sue him for defamation. Fun times

god damn