Make Albania part of Yugoslavia

Yugoslavia? You mean that Ottoman province?

To simplify the map, make Luxembourg part of the Netherlands!

Ready the copypasta

Youre just jealous that us Albanians got our own nation while you Serbs are stuck with the filthy croats and muslims

Come on guys! What about the Cook Islands?! What about Samoa? What about all the Micronesian islands? Give Spain a city in Equatorial Guinea! Zanzibar! Easter island! Greenland should have a city! Sicily too! The Soviets need more! Africa needs way more! Caribbean islands man! Ethiopia! Give Luxembourg 50 units to represent their power! Give Tanna Tuva 35 units to represent their power! Put more rural provinces in Canadas north! Add Antarctica to the map! Make Santas Northern empire a playable country in Christmas! Add Autumn leaves effects in thanksgiving! Give Luxembourg nukes to represent their power! Give Tanna Tuva 10 maxed bombers of all types to represent their power! Make Italian Ethiopia independent! French Algeria and Italian Libya too! Give Malta a city! Make The Palmas have a city! Add Atlantis as a secret playable faction you can unlock! Make the US have more resources! Formable nations!!! Make France auto surrender if you take Paris! Give German empire crazy secret wunderwaffern wonder waffles! Make it so units gain a bonus if they go to Brazil! Allow German empire to go to Argentina and/or added Antarctica if they lose! Add the Sun as a playable faction! Add the moon as a playable faction! Add the Stars as Artificial Intelligence players! Add a secret eldritch god unit that Luxembourg can summon on command for realism! Give Tanna tuva A secret elderich god unit they can summon on command for realism! Add a bear unit for Poland! Make the northern parts of the Nordic countries non-cores because of the Sami! Give the US a 50% military and economic debuff at the start of the game that slowly wears off because Great Depression! Make Italy suck at everything! Allow Japan to have true and better kamakazi units! Let the Soviet Union have infinite unit spam if they are attacked by a major! Give Spain damaged buildings to represent the Spanish civil wars! Make New Zealand playable! Give New Zealand a god unit named the Bob semple that is an unstoppable force! Make the Swiss ai never declare war on anyone! Give the UK a fleet buff! Give Germany a buff if fighting on North Africa! Make evil Halloween pumpkins and monsters attack near Halloween times! Make it so Muslim armies don’t need food during Ramadan for upkeep or production! Make it so random enemy militia spawn in Yugoslavia, France, Poland, Soviet Union, etc… when they at war even if they are completely taken! Give Greece an bonus when fighting Italy! Give Romania, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Persia, USSR, US, Venezuela, all more oil! Make it so around St.Patrick’s day pots of gold under big pretty rainbows will spawn across the world that give 1k gold if taken! Change all the starting relations between countries (including ai) to more realistic ones! Make Japan auto surrender if Hiroshima and Nagasaki are nuked and Manchuko is taken by someone at war with them! Add aliens that abduct units every once in a while! Give South East Asia more resources, like core level resources! Add Emu units to Australia! Make it so suddenly Luxembourg and Tanna Tuva will finally launch their great and unstoppable invasions of the world setting up a final battle that will reveal the destiny of the entire universe and change the course of history and reality for all time!!!

Carking the 6th wrote:

Come on guys! What about the Cook Islands?! What about Samoa? What about all the Micronesian islands? Give Spain a city in Equatorial Guinea! Zanzibar! Easter island! Greenland should have a city! Sicily too! The Soviets need more! Africa needs way more! Caribbean islands man! Ethiopia! Give Luxembourg 50 units to represent their power! Give Tanna Tuva 35 units to represent their power! Put more rural provinces in Canadas north! Add Antarctica to the map! Make Santas Northern empire a playable country in Christmas! Add Autumn leaves effects in thanksgiving! Give Luxembourg nukes to represent their power! Give Tanna Tuva 10 maxed bombers of all types to represent their power! Make Italian Ethiopia independent! French Algeria and Italian Libya too! Give Malta a city! Make The Palmas have a city! Add Atlantis as a secret playable faction you can unlock! Make the US have more resources! Formable nations!!! Make France auto surrender if you take Paris! Give German empire crazy secret wunderwaffern wonder waffles! Make it so units gain a bonus if they go to Brazil! Allow German empire to go to Argentina and/or added Antarctica if they lose! Add the Sun as a playable faction! Add the moon as a playable faction! Add the Stars as Artificial Intelligence players! Add a secret eldritch god unit that Luxembourg can summon on command for realism! Give Tanna tuva A secret elderich god unit they can summon on command for realism! Add a bear unit for Poland! Make the northern parts of the Nordic countries non-cores because of the Sami! Give the US a 50% military and economic debuff at the start of the game that slowly wears off because Great Depression! Make Italy suck at everything! Allow Japan to have true and better kamakazi units! Let the Soviet Union have infinite unit spam if they are attacked by a major! Give Spain damaged buildings to represent the Spanish civil wars! Make New Zealand playable! Give New Zealand a god unit named the Bob semple that is an unstoppable force! Make the Swiss ai never declare war on anyone! Give the UK a fleet buff! Give Germany a buff if fighting on North Africa! Make evil Halloween pumpkins and monsters attack near Halloween times! Make it so Muslim armies don’t need food during Ramadan for upkeep or production! Make it so random enemy militia spawn in Yugoslavia, France, Poland, Soviet Union, etc… when they at war even if they are completely taken! Give Greece an bonus when fighting Italy! Give Romania, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Persia, USSR, US, Venezuela, all more oil! Make it so around St.Patrick’s day pots of gold under big pretty rainbows will spawn across the world that give 1k gold if taken! Change all the starting relations between countries (including ai) to more realistic ones! Make Japan auto surrender if Hiroshima and Nagasaki are nuked and Manchuko is taken by someone at war with them! Add aliens that abduct units every once in a while! Give South East Asia more resources, like core level resources! Add Emu units to Australia! Make it so suddenly Luxembourg and Tanna Tuva will finally launch their great and unstoppable invasions of the world setting up a final battle that will reveal the destiny of the entire universe and change the course of history and reality for all time!!!

Least patriotic serb ever:

No, Yugoslavia should be part of Albania!

panjim

Albania built Yugoslavia

Zog of Albania wrote:

Youre just jealous that us Albanians got our own nation while you Serbs are stuck with the filthy croats and muslims

Zog of Albania wrote:

Youre just jealous that us Albanians got our own nation while you Serbs are stuck with the filthy croats and muslims

SrbijaCetnik wrote:

To simplify the map, Albania should just become part of Yugoslavia!

Carking the 6th wrote:

Come on guys! What about the Cook Islands?! What about Samoa? What about all the Micronesian islands? Give Spain a city in Equatorial Guinea! Zanzibar! Easter island! Greenland should have a city! Sicily too! The Soviets need more! Africa needs way more! Caribbean islands man! Ethiopia! Give Luxembourg 50 units to represent their power! Give Tanna Tuva 35 units to represent their power! Put more rural provinces in Canadas north! Add Antarctica to the map! Make Santas Northern empire a playable country in Christmas! Add Autumn leaves effects in thanksgiving! Give Luxembourg nukes to represent their power! Give Tanna Tuva 10 maxed bombers of all types to represent their power! Make Italian Ethiopia independent! French Algeria and Italian Libya too! Give Malta a city! Make The Palmas have a city! Add Atlantis as a secret playable faction you can unlock! Make the US have more resources! Formable nations!!! Make France auto surrender if you take Paris! Give German empire crazy secret wunderwaffern wonder waffles! Make it so units gain a bonus if they go to Brazil! Allow German empire to go to Argentina and/or added Antarctica if they lose! Add the Sun as a playable faction! Add the moon as a playable faction! Add the Stars as Artificial Intelligence players! Add a secret eldritch god unit that Luxembourg can summon on command for realism! Give Tanna tuva A secret elderich god unit they can summon on command for realism! Add a bear unit for Poland! Make the northern parts of the Nordic countries non-cores because of the Sami! Give the US a 50% military and economic debuff at the start of the game that slowly wears off because Great Depression! Make Italy suck at everything! Allow Japan to have true and better kamakazi units! Let the Soviet Union have infinite unit spam if they are attacked by a major! Give Spain damaged buildings to represent the Spanish civil wars! Make New Zealand playable! Give New Zealand a god unit named the Bob semple that is an unstoppable force! Make the Swiss ai never declare war on anyone! Give the UK a fleet buff! Give Germany a buff if fighting on North Africa! Make evil Halloween pumpkins and monsters attack near Halloween times! Make it so Muslim armies don’t need food during Ramadan for upkeep or production! Make it so random enemy militia spawn in Yugoslavia, France, Poland, Soviet Union, etc… when they at war even if they are completely taken! Give Greece an bonus when fighting Italy! Give Romania, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Persia, USSR, US, Venezuela, all more oil! Make it so around St.Patrick’s day pots of gold under big pretty rainbows will spawn across the world that give 1k gold if taken! Change all the starting relations between countries (including ai) to more realistic ones! Make Japan auto surrender if Hiroshima and Nagasaki are nuked and Manchuko is taken by someone at war with them! Add aliens that abduct units every once in a while! Give South East Asia more resources, like core level resources! Add Emu units to Australia! Make it so suddenly Luxembourg and Tanna Tuva will finally launch their great and unstoppable invasions of the world setting up a final battle that will reveal the destiny of the entire universe and change the course of history and reality for all time!!!

SrbijaCetnik wrote:

To simplify the map, Albania should just become part of Yugoslavia!

Ah, Serbians just like all their neighboring countries to be theirs. Those neighboring countries don't agree, and they have wars about that every half-century. Who can blame them? They have done it for a thousand years, why change old habits now? Modernism???? Chk.